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9 Jan, 8 tweets, 1 min read
Kabir Khan directs 'Chak De! India'. Pakistani Hockey coach helps Indian coach in judging the Penalty shoot of the Australian player.
Kabir Khan directs 'LOC: Kargil', Pakistani soldiers salute Indian soldiers after getting beaten by them.
Kabir Khan directs 'Border'. Pakistani Soldiers get killed while trying to save Suneil Shetty and Akshaye Khanna.
Kabir Khan directs 'Lakshya', Pakistani and Indian soldiers retreat together and salute each other.
Kabir Khan directs 'Mission Kashmir'. ISI deradicalizes Hrithik and Hrithik becomes a loyal son of Mother India.
Kabir Khan directs 'A Wednesday'. Stupid Common Man sits in Pakistan and kills Islamists in India through his India loving sleeper cells.
Kabir Khan directs 'Baby'. Pakistan hands over Maulana Mohammed Rahman to Akshay Kumar peacefully.
Kabir Khan Directs 'Gadar-Ek Prem Katha'. Pakistani soldiers help Tara Singh uproot the handpump.

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7 Jan
A message to fellow Dharmik Wingers – A Thread
I am not the most enthusiastic retweeter. I post random threads and almost exclusively RT Team TFI members. But we aren’t the world. I am not the only one with a team.
10 years back, the center-right representation was practically non-existent on Social Media. Left Wing Journalists used to set India’s narrative, shamed India internationally, fixed government cabinets, got plum postings and we, we were voiceless.
It took an exceptional group of gentlemen and ladies to build the right narrative in India and now, we as a loose coalition of voices are so strong, that we are being recognized internationally.
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19 Dec 21
Stupid people and democracy - a thread

Many candidates who appeared in TFI interviews recently, supported the withdrawal of farm laws wholeheartedly stating that people and more specifically farmers were against it and that they were protesting. Democracies must respect people.
When I follow up with “If CAs start protesting against GST, company directors against IBC and builders against RERA, should the government roll back those too?”. The answer is mostly silence or an illogical emotional outburst about people’s right and democracy.
‘Democracy is of the people, for the people and by the people’ is possibly the stupidest quote about democracy and most people think of it as the most technical definition of democracy.
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13 Dec 21
India saw a spate of beauty pageant winners in the 90s. That was the post liberalization India. India became a huge market for health and beauty industry and an Indian winning a beauty pageant was just the push Indians needed to lighten their wallets (or purses).
India will see a spate of beauty pageant winners in the next 10 years too. This is the post pandemic India. With a China in decline, India remains the biggest and most resilient market for health and beauty industry.
An Indian #MissUniverse is just the push Indians needed to lighten their wallets (or purses) for cosmetics, treatments, medicines, diets, apparels, and accessories.
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26 Oct 21
My favourite interview question is “What are the 3 farm laws and why are they being opposed by some farmers in India?”

The way most candidates struggle to explain is deeply disturbing. And these are bright Mass Com Grads I’m talking about. The hit ratio is 1/20.
Extremely Seditious (and) Evil Terminologies (are) Tormenting Nation’s Economy and Tranquility.

Looking For Disclosure, Resolution!

Real Solution Lies (in) Spreading Proper Reports.
The above tweet sounds absolutely moronic 😂 but look at the capitalised letters.

ES ET NET
LF DR
RSL SPR

Memorise those 3 lines, those are India’s new Agri laws.
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16 Oct 21
Let me quietly demolish this cute little outburst. Whatever I’m going to quote is from Valmiki Ramayan.
1. Ravan is a scholar: this is a myth. Valmiki adorns Ravan with many adjectives, chief among them are - पातकी (sinner), अधम(fallen), राक्षसाधम(worst among Rakshasas), दुष्कृत् (terrorist) and व्यभिचारी (rapist). Scholarly Ravan came into being only in modern interpretations.
2. Ravan is a master warrior: Ravan was a decent warrior. But he wasn’t the invincible warrior he is portrayed to be. Kartivirya Arjun beat him like a mule. Vali tucked him in his armpit. Even Sugriva threw him around like a sack of potatoes. Ravan’s son Meghnad showed more valor
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14 Oct 21
India is a hungry country, shame on PM Modi - a thread

The Global Hunger Index (GHI) launched on Thursday ranked India at 101 position out of a total 116 countries. India is also among the 31 countries where hunger has been identified as serious.
So is #GHI a UN 🇺🇳 curated list?
Is it an international body?

Umm no, GHI is an index created by a non-profit organization named International Food Policy Research Institute (IFPRI). It was established only in 2006.
So how is the so called hunger index calculated?

The GHI is calculated on four parameters:

1) Undernourishment: calculated by the share of the population whose caloric intake is insufficient.
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