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Jan 23 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
D: Trump’s going to run again and try another coup when he loses

R: TDS! 😂

FOX: Approximately 75% of registered Republicans believe Trump won in 2020 and would approve of a Constitutional amendment to make him President forever
D: There never was a Republican plan to combat the Coronavirus; you all believed Trump when he said it was a hoax

R: TDS! 😂

CNN: We are now entering our third year of unabated COVID hospitalizations in red states among deeply uninformed yahoos who refuse to take the vaccine
D: The entire Republican platform is informed by racial panic

R: TDS! 😂

FOX: Tonight! Biden demonstrates his helplessness in the face of relentless BLM rioting & looting and filthy immigrants swarming over the border to teach our children Critical Race Theory
D: The GOP has been fighting tooth & nail to make abortion illegal

R: TDS! 😂

CNN: “Heartbeat bills” in 14 states require notarized authorization from the Secretary of State within two weeks before any sluts, harlots, or women of ill repute are permitted to schedule an abortion

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Jan 23
INTRODUCING COLBY, THE COMPLETELY FICTIONAL LIBERAL WHO EXISTS SOLELY IN THE MINDS OF FOX NEWS VIEWERS

COLBY: I want COVID restrictions to last forever, because I hate personal freedom & I love government control

R: I see

COLBY: I am also OBSESSED with forcing CRT on children
COLBY: It pains me to see any acknowledgment of gender differences at all, and I have made it my life’s mission to change our nation’s laws to accommodate the whims of transgender people

R: Laying it on pretty thick, aren’t you

COLBY: And I’m still REALLY mad that Hillary lost
R: It’s going to be a challenge to make your caricature distinguishable from what we actually think of you

COLBY: Don’t worry, I will fight tooth & nail to prevent any knowingly droll remarks, because humor is my Kryptonite

R: So much for the tolerant Left

COLBY: I CANCEL THEE
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Jan 20
R: Our platform is based on keeping out immigrants, abolishing CRT in schools, and cracking down on BLM protests

D: A lot of that sounds based on racism

R: To counter your argument, I will show you some decontextualized Joe Biden statements & pretend it’s exactly the same thing
D: Our goal is to acknolwedge where white supremacy affects our society & diminish it where we can

R: Our goal is to call you “hypocrites” and allow it to continue

D: Our goal is to stop institutional racism

R: Our goal is to stop you
R: I will insist your side is just as bad

D: Your counterexamples aren’t comparable in content or scale

R: I will deflect from the issue by focusing exclusively on your hypocrisy

D: Your ideology is pure Whataboutism, which you fallaciously conflate with intellectual integrity
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Jan 19
I can speculate as well as anyone…
TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT INSPIRED ERIC TRUMP TO PLEAD THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

10. Did you have any inside knowledge about your father’s nefarious and potentially criminal activities that millions of Americans clearly saw happening in broad daylight?
9. How did you get your job as Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization?

8. What does the Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization actually do?

7. Can you spell “Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization”?
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Jan 18
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT’S VAGUELY-DEFINED THREATS!
HANNITY: Tonight! We explore the unprecedented wave of random murders, apocalyptic hellscapes, and declining quality of life under the Biden Administration!

GUEST: Are you saying that Biden is responsible for all of those things

HANNITY: I’m not not saying that!
CARLSON: I blame the random murders, apocalyptic hellscapes, and declining quality of life on the crisis at the border

DOGS: bark bark bark

CARLSON: Immigrants, by which of course I mean illegal immigrants, are destroying what made America great

DOGS: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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Jan 16
If your only true measure of “divisive” is “Republicans Hate Him”, it is genuinely impossible for any Democratic President of modern times to be Not Divisive.
I don’t know how quickly Matt Lewis had to vomit up whatever half-digested detritus that had momentarily emerged from his gut, but clearly any mission statement that reads “Biden Is Just as Divisive as Trump” would have swiftly bypassed any brain synapses on its way to the page.
It doesn’t matter if a Democratic President governs from the center-left, the center, or the center-right: to the base, he or she will always be a latte-sipping elitist know-it-all who wants to take away your guns, abolish Christianity, and flood the country with brown people.
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Jan 13
The worst thing you could do the GOP would be to abandon the Electoral College in favor of a direct popular vote, because the current version of the GOP has all but abandoned the notion of creating policy with broad popular support.

They have forfeited the marketplace of ideas.
“But if we abandon the Electoral College, the GOP will just change their strategy accordingly!”

Yes, but that would still mean they’d need a message that appeals to more than 50% of the voters, and not just cement gains in three swing states. That strikes me as an improvement.
The GOP is fully aware that the Electoral College regularly gives them an advantage; this is why they would inevitably fight tooth & nail to protect it. it’s why their last two Presidents won their (first) elections, despite losing the popular vote.
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