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Jan 24 6 tweets 1 min read
Clown shit. My neighbors are dying of covid and their memelord President is joking about working at McDonald's (not because they're dying of covid, but because he's horrible at BTC investing and has burned $20M in five months.)
Just an absolute clown.
Infuriating shit, really. I can't believe this is real life.
He can come be cashier at the local pupuseria. The previous one - the sweetest old man in town - died this week of covid. Motherfucker.
His covid guidance (subtitled in English for his memestock constituency) is pure eugenics. Its recommendations for the current wave for Salvadorans is to exercise, eat better and do yoga. Not wear a mask. Not even distance. Just exercise. |
Guess it was the old man's fault he didn't do enough fucking sunset yoga sessions at the exclusive Bitcoinista hotels.

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Jan 24
You've only bought when it's at historical highs - and the biggest order you ever made was when it was at it's highest. lol
It may not be "rocket science," but it isn't something Nayib Bukele is particularly good at. He purchased the largest order of Bitcoin he ever made at the highest price he ever bought it. 420 BTC on Oct.27 at $58.8

Imagine this payaso giving investment advice...
Memestock Prezi
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Jan 24
#ACAB Daily Digest (January 24, 2022)🧵:

Pig gets bold, throws a protester's phone - gets absolutely leveled. Nighty, night. 😴😴 [h/t @chadloder}
@chadloder Two shootings by police in Lafayette, LA | katc.com/news/lafayette…
Albany, NY | "As the officers approached, they noticed the man was holding a knife in his hand and had a dog. Police say the officers ordered the man to drop the knife several times." wnyt.com/albany-new-yor…
Read 21 tweets
Jan 21
Because it's collapsing. Also, your average buy price is still stratospheric (now a little less than $51,056). When you buy all the way down, they call this "catching falling knives," not "buying the dip."
Fucking nerd.
Also, "throwing good money after bad." Already down $18M in just five months at gambling with public money, he's throwing $15M after it. Real smart investor, this one.
Read 14 tweets
Jan 21
Am pretty sure I had covid (didn't get tested but had symptoms and a close contact who did test positive) and the odd thing is that - as a career bartender/service worker - I have absolutely worked through far worse than the symptoms I personally experienced.

And that's scary.
I wonder how many vulnerable people I've gotten sick over twenty years because I can't afford to not work.
Also, the sweet old cashier at the nearby pupuseria just passed away. They stayed open even as this wave has been ripping around El Zonte. I never went inside, wore a mask and got my pupusas to-go ever since January 1st. Other foreigners were in there maskless every night.

Sad.
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Jan 21
#ACAB Daily Digest (January 21, 2022)🧵: Two panel Simpsons meme. Ra...
#LAPD killed again with a reckless, entirely unnecessary high-speed pursuit over allegedly stolen property. And sicko local media, obsessed with covering police chases as entertainment, broadcast it live. (Los Angeles, CA) | nypost.com/2022/01/20/mot…
This is not the first time local television has aired an LAPD execution live, either. Brian Beaird was shot and killed on live tv by #LAPD after a chase in December, 2013.
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Nov 30, 2021
Milking this "Good Greenwald Gone Bad" narrative is not only more grist for their substacks, it also serves to obscure their own inability to identify a lifelong cryptofascist taking ordinary, right-wing, libertarian (white supremacist) positions for twenty years.
He was always - at best - an "America First" libertarian. But mostly a rightwinger. It's really not complicated.
Being shameless hacks means never having to say you're sorry. Just pivot and keep moving.
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