Thread by @millythebae

Valentines, Mitchell and Chitungwiza is a combination isingafanire kupinda mu1 sentence. Combo iyi yakasimba kudarika Russian vodka is dilution. I will tell you a story of my personal experiences.
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A thread about my life in ghetto

1. 2 years ago paVale ndakaisirwa mssge naMitchie achiti mdara wake is in Kwekwe so I can come and spend night paden pake. Akazosara kukata fone ndanga ndatova pabus stop ndakutoita pressure pakombi kubaya paden pake. Isu tiri ana mugaradzakasungwa

2. 5 bells ndichidonha paden pake. Handina kumboita zvekunoka pagedhi coz manext door ane maziso anodarika camera ye iPhone combined with S21 Ultra. Ndakatambirwa nezihug, ziElectro convulsive therapy hug. Rekuti unobva ipapo usingagone kufamba, men will know

3. Babe rakabva rati let me cook bvarandisiya ndichimboyeva ma sculpture anga aripanze aiitwa namdara wake. He made naked people sculptures for his German market. So naturally I compared myself to these I have never felt better in my life 🤣

4. Ndakazonzi , "daddy chiuyai" babe rapedza kubika. Sadza racho rakambopinda here. My brain was on the next stage. So kungopedza kudya bvandatungamira muspare. Babe rakambosara richigeza maplates but ndanga ndatonzwa.........
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....nekumirira

5. Akazopinda muden around 8pm and acted surprised when she found me naked already. Zvakangonzi haunyare nhai. Apa ziso rake avoiding ...but wanting to look hake. Ndakangoti wadya manonoko bvandatotanga kumikissa but ndainzwa kuti hazvina kundimirira mushe... anytym hey, anytym

6. Tiri busy kudaro, takangonzwa voice from lounge richiti "Mitchie"...mdara wake had returned akapinda mumba tisina kumunzwa. Babe akangogadzirisa hembe yake achinonga kwavari. Mdara achibvunza kuti ko zii so. Vakataura mbijana babe bvaadzoka achiti buda nedoor rekukitchen

7. In panic ndakangobuda ndiri naked ndichinoti mvee pakona ndakaona kuti kurikuuya umwe munhu bvandangomhanya kunosticker pane masculpture pretending to be a sculpture murima imomo. Ndakangofreezer ndakadaro, mdara webabe bvaaudza client yake kuti "these are my finished products

8. Apa inini was included pamafinished products. Murungu akabva atanga kutenderera achiona, bvaamira pandiri akati "I like this one, its beautiful"...ndakangoramba ndakafreeza. Bvaawedzera achiti "but the penis looks unreal in my country so can you cut it a bit"

9. Mdara akapinda mumba achiti, "let me grab my chisel and hacksaw"....
That was the first and last time a whiteman saw a flying sculpture.

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