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Feb 7 7 tweets 2 min read
Valentine’s Day is on a Monday, a working day. How sweet. It’s even more wonderful because the day after is a also work day. Tension will not be on the high side. Is there anything too hard for God to do? No.
We know that some of you with unnecessary gragra will still manage to pull it off. We don’t have a problem with this o. No, not at all. We just want to make sure that as you are expressing your love, you are going all out with it.
We don’t want to see any half-baked presents, like boxers, singlet, and paynt. That’s why we said, “Okay o, let us give these people expo.”
Breaking news!

Our Valentine boxes are now available! What better present to gift a loved one than skin care products and fragrances? You can’t think of anything better abi? Neither can we.
So, ladies and gentlemen, get these Valentine boxes for your friends, partners, parents, and maybe your enemies, because God said love your enemies, no?
Hurry now and visit our website, danglifestyle.co or our page @DanGLifestyle for your premium Valentine packages. You have less than a week to prepare. Let’s help you gift the most thoughtful gifts.
P.S: We know that some of you are planning to take paranra to your partner’s workplace. We are watching you. 🌚

Sha make sure the HR at their workplace is friendly, and our Valentine box is part of the package.

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Feb 10
Before You Get that Divorce… Breathe

I know there are posts everywhere on the internet about leaving a relationship or marriage when you are unhappy but very rarely do you hear about people (especially young couples) who took their time to work things out.
Marriage is beautiful but totally worth the wait. Our courtship was long distance but the man at the other end was completely amazing and I could swear I was smitten.
He loved me and still loves me beyond words but there is more to marriage than love. Friendship is most important and it births love. Perfect!
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2. “Does it pay well?”: Are you going to be paid your worth? Is the capacity of job you are doing going to match the pay you are being offered? Ask these questions so you don’t end up getting overworked and underpaid.
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He’s rolling on the floor, crying. I watch him get up, slam himself on the floor and scream louder.
His mother gets up from her lounge position, I assume she’s going to console him. Instead, she pulls back the lounge chairs beside the toddler, dragging them away from him.

Then, she goes back to chilling on her lounge chair,
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I move close to her, “Is he okay?” I ask, half smiling, half concerned.

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Nothing like, “Let me take you on a trip to the Maldives,” or “Let’s go picnicking on the beach.” Iro! No romance from here to there. Nothing nothing. Just vibes, Insha Allah and “come to my house.”
Okay o! We have come to your house o! House is smelling like ginger mixed with dirty socks.

Hay God!
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Jan 19
Today, I’d like to - once again- address people in their early 20s.

When I graduated from Uni in 2006 (22 years old) I had a plan - Work for a movie company, save, write my own movie. The plan didn’t work after NYSC when I realised those movie companies didn’t pay much/at all.
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