Sure farm life *sounds* good, but nobody ever warns you about the non-stop backbreaking labor involved in maintaining a herd of two cows on a vast five acre ranch
https://twitter.com/MaybellRomero/status/1490094938469638146
"And God said, 'I need someone to get up before dawn, fix their hair and makeup, put on a rugged designer Carhartt jacket, take a selfie in the morning sunrise with a cow, and IG that bitch before 8am.' And so God made an influencer." - Paul Harvey
Quick note to anyone who now regrets buying a cow farm because it looks romantic and fun on Instagram: you don't have to pet them and change their litterboxes
do you realized how many gentrified urban animal shelters are already filled to capacity with abandoned hipster chickens?
https://twitter.com/DumbDog7/status/1490733977170165764
Also, please note that 5 acres is not a "farm," it's a semi-large vegetable garden
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