THE RETURN OF COLBY, THE STILL PROFOUNDLY-FICTIONAL LIBERAL ARCHETYPE THAT YOU HEAR ABOUT ON FOX NEWS
COLBY: My goal is to divide the country by relentlessly criticizing the way Republicans behaved after the 2020 election
D: Are you suggesting that we weren’t divided before
COLBY: My goal is to divide the country by relentlessly criticizing the way Republicans behaved after the 2020 election
D: Are you suggesting that we weren’t divided before
COLBY: The only reason I continue to insist the January 6th rally was a big deal is to distract from the ever-present rioting & looting at BLM protests
D: I suppose there’s not much point in explaining “projection” to you
D: I suppose there’s not much point in explaining “projection” to you
COLBY: We all know lockdowns are pointless, masks are a nuisance & vaccines are dangerous, but I get a great feeling of power when I force them on everyday Americans
D: So you’re the one
D: So you’re the one
COLBY: I want to cancel Joe Rogan for encouraging people to reject the government narrative & think for themselves
D: You wanna talk to a thinker? “Find a Joe Rogan fan,” I always say
D: You wanna talk to a thinker? “Find a Joe Rogan fan,” I always say
COLBY: I want people to remain ignorant & afraid, because nothing is more important to me than whether they are easily controlled by government
D: Yes, I imagine that is high on the list of many Americans’ priorities
D: Yes, I imagine that is high on the list of many Americans’ priorities
COLBY: Well, I’ve gotta run; I’m quite close to getting the Democrats to sign a bill defunding the police in all 50 states
D: Of course! That is definitely a thing
COLBY: I’m sure you’ll hear more about me soon
D: I have zero doubt about that
D: Of course! That is definitely a thing
COLBY: I’m sure you’ll hear more about me soon
D: I have zero doubt about that
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