Imagining myself pocketing the 50 G’s and starting fresh, desperately trying to attract attention to my satirical dialogues about political gaslighting by stapling them to wooden kiosks & telephone poles
https://twitter.com/lukesawhook/status/1490707669841186816
Hey, I don’t know who’s offering $50,000 to buy the rights to my Twitter account, but I’m sure a robust corporation like Disney Plus could continue to generate the blue-ribbon content my readers have grown accustomed to
D: Hello! I am D, a Democrat
R: And I am R, a Republican
D: Let’s argue about politics
R: OK
D: Have you ever noticed the similarities between Donald Trump and a poop-flinging monkey?
R: No, I never have
(choreographed fight scene and/or dance number)
R: Well, that was fun
R: And I am R, a Republican
D: Let’s argue about politics
R: OK
D: Have you ever noticed the similarities between Donald Trump and a poop-flinging monkey?
R: No, I never have
(choreographed fight scene and/or dance number)
R: Well, that was fun
LUKE SKYWALKER: Hi! Bet you weren’t expecting to see me
D: Not really, no
CINDERELLA: A wish is a dream your heart makes!
R: It’s getting kind of crowded in here now
GROOT: I AM GROOT
R: I liked it better when Dreamweasel wrote these
D: We don’t talk about Dreamweasel
D: Not really, no
CINDERELLA: A wish is a dream your heart makes!
R: It’s getting kind of crowded in here now
GROOT: I AM GROOT
R: I liked it better when Dreamweasel wrote these
D: We don’t talk about Dreamweasel
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