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Bunsen and BEAKER

Feb 24 • 7 tweets • 3 min read

A ranking of Canadian Wildlife in terms of danger as experienced by Bunsen
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Richardson's Ground Squirrel (GOPHER)
Danger 0/10
These small creatures live in the ground (smart) and only pop out to yell at each other and the dogs who get too close. They are annoying, but harmless. Beaker attempts to catch them daily.
2/7 flic.kr/p/HeC8wD

Yelling Sneaky Tree Cat A.K.A. SQUIRREL
Danger 2/10
While harmless, their annoying behaviour and irritating call brings this animal up the danger chart. Impossible to catch, impervious to barking, and chucker of acorns, the squirrel is just dumb.
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3/7

THE FOX
Danger 4/10
These illusive canids are tiny and beautiful, but can be bitey if approached. They also are adept at breaking into chicken coups and killing all your Busters. Admire from afar. Especially, their gorgeous tails.
flic.kr/p/ojpuJv
4/7

BITEY NOTADOG AKA COYOTEE
Danger 7/10
Dangerous to most dogs, and since they have a pack of friends, dangerous to ALL dogs. In the spring when they have their not-a-dog-puppies they are most aggressive. Leave them to their space. Stay away.
flic.kr/p/2k9LYfX
5/7

SPIKEY DANGER TREE CAT AKA PORCUPINE
Danger 10/10
Left alone these are harmless, but they are impossible to defeat. Porcupines don't care about you, your dog or anything. They move at one speed:
AHOLE SAUNTER
LEAVE ALONE
flic.kr/p/2jN5jYT
6/7

MURDER CHONKWEASEL AKA BADGERS
Danger 100/10
Badgers wake up each day on the wrong side of the bed, step in crap and rusty nails. They only have one thought - the destruction of all life they see fit. They will attack bears.
RUN. RUN AWAY.
flic.kr/p/2mdPnCc
7/7

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