COVID spread takes time.
Say 50% of people (low vax rate) just stop picking up dog poop at a dog park.
To start with, you don’t notice it. There is tons of space, and little poops. Where is all the poop people say? What’s the worry?
Days go by, 50% still leaving the poops. 1/2
Some people have protected their feet by wearing rubber boots. The 50% not picking up poop are wearing sandals.
More days go by. Now there is POOP everywhere. Everyone is stepping in it. Sandal people are getting it between their toes 2/4
Some sandal people have blisters or sores and oh boy do their feet get infected. The poop changes. It’s now super nasty, sticky and super clingy.
Boot people are tracking the poop everywhere too. Boot people don’t know they’re covered in poop because they are protected.
3/4
To make matters worse some sandal people refuse to see the poop claiming it’s all part of the BIG POOP BAG conspiracy.
Doesn’t stop them from getting covered in poo and sick.
Disease takes time to spread.
Pick up the poop.
Wear the boots.
Get #vaccinated  4/4
#science

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