I’ve never used almond flour before, that I can remember 🤔 besides in making raw treats.
I just added some to a #CarrotCake
nuked pancake… err thing😄 🧵
Its not ALL almond flour,
I just didn’t wanna make more instant pancake mix,
and there wasn’t enough😂 #brekky#ClimateDiet
So anyway, its gonna be a lovely day. I have a contract to draw up and another project design to do today. Not sure which to do first. I guess the closer deadline. #work#workday
It was my turn to buy coffee so I went to a coffee shop and asked the person at the counter which bag people buy most often.
☕️
I’ll chug 7-11 & instant coffee without complaint,
but I live w coffee
CONNOISSEURS! 😂
Last time I bought
Fosters,
they huffed.
So I brought home some sweet, sweet sussex espresso 😂
which,
you gotta hand it to marketing.
✨
Carrot cake turned out good but needed like 2 more minutes to cook the center😁
Heres the… uh… recipe:
Whatever was left of the instant pancake mix. Fuck. I dunno.
Like a cup or two?
An entire grated carrot
A generous handful of raisins soaked in hot water
1/4 cup of almond flour
Oat milk to make batter consistency
Fat scoop of coconut fat
nuke😄/x
I know I’ve dropped this into the void before, but in case you missed it:
Cheap instant pancake mix
(basic just add liquid) 2.5 c whole wheat flour
3 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
I also dump cinnamon
til the Gods start cursing. 😂
@jakesyma @BadMedicalTakes Mitigations to prevent labor dysfunction are often stupid simple.
Stuff like preventing melatonin suppression in hospitals by replacing outdated UV “blue” lights in birthing wards, for instance, lowers pain and increases strength of the feedback loop.
@Loubell888 @BryanKemper Why do you think that matters??
Women deserve access to meds, medical procedures, & surgery no matter what!
My friend had a wanted pregnancy & had to induce abortion bc her fetal tissues were not strong enough to survive & big government told her no. They wanted her to get sepsis
@Loubell888 @BryanKemper She already had kids & was excited about having more, but the doctors told her that her fetal cardiac cells were still functional, so she had to wait out “nature’s course” as if she were living in the damn stone age.
Women used to die in pregnancy ALL THE TIME before med care.
@Loubell888 @BryanKemper Insurance wouldn’t cover the meds, medical procedures, or surgery to start over and try for a healthy sibling for her eldest. They were crushed. The family now had to come to terms with the fact that big government was run by religious nutjobs who knew NOTHING about pregnancy.
@CO2Coalition Dipole moments are the change in energy between atoms.
Think of this energy change as a soccer ball w a force towards a specific direction. This “pulls” naturally on atoms when they join together to make molecules.
Its based on the atoms’ electrons.
A baby girl is promised
to a boy,
as property for sex,
when she reaches sexual maturity.
Girl escapes, meets her future owner (unknowingly),
he grabs her arm several times, doesn’t leave her alone til she passively flirts back.
So she realizes stranger danger and refuses to tell him her name and runs home, but not before (in her sheltered naivety) inviting the rapey stranger TO HER HOUSE.
She finds out she is actually PROPERTY & must return to her owners, & cries.
Fairies return her to her abusers to be sex trafficked, while the dads celebrate their grandkid “deal”
PLOT TWIST:
She goes into a coma,
and the only way to “wake” her is to sexually assault her.
If we’re HONEST about momlife,
more women will be ready for it.
I believe
INFORMED CONSENT
is the key to getting the
right job candidates.
Momlife is unpaid labor.
@LMMammita@TheBasedTrinity To be clear:
I am smiling and happy when I’m NOT being elbowed in the gut/insulted/ignored/shushed/scolded for “making the wrong dinner”/screamed at for reminding the kid to brush/etc.
These are newer school-age kid struggles that I WELCOME
compared to the baby trenches! 😂
Right now the current battle we parents are having w a magnet charter school (read: private business)
is mitigation strategy for having no accredited teacher most of 2023.
We were mislead: the “new teacher” was NOT accredited or full time. It was a PT student teaching 3X wk 🧵
This affected the students in different ways. Lack of adult consistency caused the special ed kid to throw tantrums. The advanced students were now in daycare. Subs daily. They watched more pixar movies in school than we watched at home for the duration of 2023.
The HW stopped.
Luckily we found out that a fellow parent is an accredited teacher! So she is now teaching her own kid. A few months is a LONG time to be at daycare instead of school for a kid. If we parents had known, we would have pulled our kids out and put them in a REAL SCHOOL.