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Thread about #painless #birth

Did you have painless contractions?
Tell me your #birthstory
#momlife #pregnancy #OXYTOCIN…
I think this topic might trigger some in particular, bc of the #religious belief that #WomenMustSuffer

#christian cultural training:
In their origin story,
the women was the reason #EveAndAdam were damned. Because of Eve’s failure,
they believe
#childbirth must hurt.
#Childbirth was never expected to hurt, can trigger many people who had bad experiences.

Every birth is both physical
AND psychological.
Christians tend to have painful births bc they are TERRIFIED.

The curse of Eve
works on believers.
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Help celebrate Mother's Day by learning #upstandertips on how to support #ProtectiveMoms whose efforts to protect our children are weaponized against us in family court. Here is a list of all the episodes you can listen to better understand the systemic gender bias we face. 1/
Episode 6: #SurvivorStories episode w/"Elizabeth"
Episode 20: #SurvivorStories Series with Rosaura Torres Thomas, author of "Abuse Hidden Behind the Badge" Episode 30: #SurvivorStories Series with Anita Gera on The misuse of the Hague Convention to harm children @anitasgera 2/
Episode 31: #SurvivorStories Series w/ "Caitlin" on the dangers of "shared parenting" for survivors & children
Episode 32: #SurvivorStories with Lana on her "Sophie's Choice" to protect her daughter from CSA
Episode 35: #SurvivorStories Series with Maria Santiago 3/
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One down, one to go. #momlife #secondshift Image
Related: wondering what, exactly, my stepson @TheDannyNewton had in mind when he zip tied two taped-together rare earth magnets* to the rotting toilet flapper. Also, how long have those been in there... 🤣

*mine now, buddy Image
First guess: trap the chunks of rust floating in the tank?
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#momlife today: 1. Pack school lunch/soccer bag, check homework, school dropoff. 2. 75-min drive. 3. @StartX group interview/stack rank 30 hopeful teams. 4. 45-min drive. 5. Finish "witch cat" costume & bake 24 Halloween cupcakes for school. 6. Start laundry. 7. @WebSummit prep!
Hoping this is my last key decision today, now that I have worked out the best way for @calista to wear both a witch hat and cat ears 🐱🤔🧙‍♀️ Image
...ok, who was I's to all the moms & dads who are up late making costumes tonight! 🤣👩‍👧💕🎃 Image
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Almost every day for the last month or so, I've pumped at work. Not in the basement pump room that's like a 10 minute walk to get to, or hiding out in the bathroom armchair, but AT WORK. In lab. On my microscope. At my desk. Around other humans. This is a #momlife thread 1/
I've pumped while taking care of fruit flies. While doing microdissections. While standing in the sandwich line at the cafeteria. Walking down the hallway. In the elevator. Walking home. ON THE EFFING SUBWAY. I even pumped in class a couple of times 2/
This is because @Freemie finally brought pumping into the twenty - first century with the #freemieliberty. There's a wearable technology for every sport under the sun, and now, finally, for pumping too. 3/
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So...anyone know who just left me the lovely gift of a rusty, running car speared into my mini?
My first thought: I was actually getting a full night sleep tonight (instead of the 3-5 hours I had all week) and now it's ruined.... #momlife
My second thought, just now: It's been an hour, when will @SFPD show up so I can get this running rustbucket towed out of my driveway and go back to bed?!?
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