Thread by @JoshuaCypess

89.01/ Week eighty-nine, March 26-April 1, 2022, thread begins here.

Week eighty-eight below.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaCypess/status/1505371420351774720

89.02/ #NachasAlert: my son has a piece (pgs. 2-3) in his high school's Torah journal. The final draft was 3 pages long so this published version was cut down significantly. (Now I get to teach him the academic trick of publishing 'chapters' as articles).
parshasheets.com/newsletter/bko…

89.03/ This is such a good video, it can be played on an endless loop and it brings a big smile to my face whenever I see it. It's fine while silent but the sound makes it a masterpiece

https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1507763197469765634?s=20&t=jZsMYH5YYvlX0G2mtQPKCA

89.04/ For those who need, the OU #Passover Guide for 2022
issuu.com/orthodoxunion/…

89.05/ Just got handed a memo that I must make an #Oscars hot-take or I lose my account. Sigh. OK:

I believe the Academy should be ashamed for demoting the technical awards from the telecast. In doing so, they've demeaned these integral artistic fields.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/94th_Acad…

89.06/ As for the #OscarsSlap, besides giving me "Tom Cruise Jumping on Oprah's Couch" vibes, I must profess my cultural ignorance. Halakhically, didn't Smith just challenge Rock to a duel? Does it count if you don't say the words "I demand satisfaction?" I cite Charlie Murphy:

89.07a/ Since I'm ignorant of how you're supposed to fight in public, I'll link below some of the reactions I appreciated:

https://twitter.com/kvetchkween/status/1508278857262149634

https://twitter.com/futtywap/status/1508279640682647552

https://twitter.com/dgardner/status/1508286001596223488

https://twitter.com/osullyville/status/1508292610720378880

https://twitter.com/abesilbe/status/1508283020897312775

https://twitter.com/dave_schilling/status/1508317843472879624?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

89.07b/ More #OscarSlap comments:

https://twitter.com/sassyblackdiva/status/1508287399045988355?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

https://twitter.com/JasmynBeKnowing/status/1508282193327534080?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

https://twitter.com/ChanceyFleet/status/1508282015589847051?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

https://twitter.com/Prettyboyj/status/1508281940398403587?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

https://twitter.com/amanda_parris/status/1508287546563964929?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

https://twitter.com/prisonculture/status/1508272313527058433

And for D&D fans:

https://twitter.com/Wizards_DnD/status/1508281120109985797?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

89.08/ #Mets represent! I remember when Burkhardt was the sideline reporter, and this is such a huge upgrade over the terminally torpid Buck, it's nuts. Mazal tov to KB.

https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand/status/1508497246014300169?s=20&t=IlihZ-ly8cUq_a5cHhA7HQ

89.09/ #NachasAlert: link to my brother @acypess MD PhD's lecture last night about the science behind the bracha of "Asher Yatzar." Listening to it, I felt simultaneously both smarter AND dumber. Smart b/c I learned a lot; dumb b/c he's way smarter than me

89.10/ I'm learning a lot about people's character from the continuing Slap Discourse; how they frame things & shame others for not agreeing with them. Note, it's the same basic thing I learned from people who defend spanking & those who endorsed Chris Cuomo 'helping his brother'

89.11/ 29-8? I mean, I know it's pre-season baseball, but that's gotta be humiliating.

89.12/ Right now, again, the #NYM #NYR and #Knicks are all on TV simultaneously, which 2020 taught me not to take for granted. And seeing Alonso hit a 3 run homer, yeah even in preseason, is ALWAYS fun.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaCypess/status/1506429608522096641?s=20&t=9CyvdbPgILvqgnYS0LpvOg

89.13/ Sadly I missed this terrible news the first time around, but if you have this guy's book, burn it with the chametz.

https://twitter.com/MisfitTorah/status/1509020271159787527?s=20&t=CmJAHC7_taNPjL-qbTZzbA

https://twitter.com/onthemainline/status/1509021637215195138?s=20&t=CmJAHC7_taNPjL-qbTZzbA

theunorthodoxjew.blogspot.com/2014/03/brookl…
thedailybeast.com/the-brooklyn-r…

89.14/ So many terrible people, true to form, have taken the opportunity of The Slap to try to sieze the high ground and we can't let them. Case in point: When OJ thinks he should lecture people about marriage and violence.

89.15/ What Dr. Lebovits describes is one reason why I implore every Orthodox shul to employ a Yoetzet Halacha. The chiyuvim of Kavod ha-Briyot and Tzniut alone make it necessary!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoetzet_H…

https://twitter.com/HannahLebovits/status/1509337619385262083?s=20&t=EeLHbNU_taNFs3J8MIrfBw

89.16/ This is in general true as a dynamic found in many 'posturing' mystical-ideology groups. The leaders are often, especially over generations, money & power driven hypocrites. When a true-believer takes over, watch out.

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1509207543993843712?s=20&t=wNyBxYvWUiocPgQnuDs3LQ

89.17/ The animus vs LGBTQ, esp. the current deadly focus on trans people, is from two main sources: biological essentialism (which is scientific racism & should be opposed by all people of conscience) or religion (which shouldn't be enshrined in US law). #TransDayOfVisibility

89.18/ And the Jews all said with one voice "Finally!" BTW, it's still Adar; this is the month when, historically, antisemites were exposed. Let that be a sign for the future. #Lipstadt

https://twitter.com/DSenFloor/status/1509354835518365698

89.19/ The #MarchMadness Cinderella story of the St. Peter Peacocks was fun while it lasted but the reason those stories are so special is that they're rare. This fellow had a sharp quip for when they were ultimately defeated:

https://twitter.com/GregKWI/status/1508197844246835206?s=20&t=DnqzSUoGBYhxFtGpf-P-Xw

89.20/ Anyone have a chiyuv? No? OK, Ashrei yoshvei ve'techa...

https://twitter.com/JMMusings/status/1509369281993220112?t=Upepli7A3aZ1RrgL7tRp6A&s=03

89.21/ He had his own theme music! And "truth syrup."

https://twitter.com/DeletedWiki/status/1509847368295886851

89.22/ This is from yesterday so I don't think it's #AprilFools but I so very much wish it would be. This is why we can't have nice things, right? #LGM

https://twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1509713722557837320

89.23/ #NachasAlert: My daughter scored (a) winning goal in her soccer team's first game. (One of the joys of having a local newspaper is that I can link to these fun things)
jewishlink.news/sports/50174-r…

89.24/ #ChochmatNashim #Tazria:
5779 Jacobowitz blogs.timesofisrael.com/god-at-birth/
5780 Elzufon blogs.timesofisrael.com/the-mask-of-th…
5781 Herzog blogs.timesofisrael.com/connecting-to-…
5782 Starr blogs.timesofisrael.com/bringing-the-i…
JOFA 82 Lazar Price blogs.timesofisrael.com/save-my-seat/
Mizrachi
drive.google.com/file/d/1uqiPp8…
pg 5 7 8 16 21 24

89.25a/ On a totally different note @MuppetRabbi loves #Tazria b/c he'll take any excuse to blather on about #LoshonHara. See this thread but especially this sermon topic which may be the finest entry (if I do say so myself):

https://twitter.com/MuppetRabbi/status/1253329951320797185?s=20&t=SwLRMGa-_U6OsVEXPmjPVw

89.25b/ Other @MuppetRabbi sermons on the #Tazria topic:

https://twitter.com/MuppetRabbi/status/1256969669384310784?s=20&t=SwLRMGa-_U6OsVEXPmjPVw

https://twitter.com/MuppetRabbi/status/1509872174726893569?s=20&t=SwLRMGa-_U6OsVEXPmjPVw

And off topic:

https://twitter.com/MuppetRabbi/status/1509871379814010893?s=20&t=4DYVgigD0fWADFUt96BBCA

89.26/ Shabbas will be starting soon. Everyone please be safe, #ChodeshTov, Happy Nisan, and #ShabbatShalom

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