#LinkedIn is the Botox of #socialmedia. It's all fake. My timeline's filled with corporate propaganda and reposts. I feel like I'm in a library and someone will tell me to keep it down if I post what I'm really thinking.
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"Proud to be joining Google!" No, you're proud of that paycheck and you want your old company who wouldn't spring for a raise to feel it.
"No promotion, huh? Not good enough for a raise? Funny, GOOGLE thought I was!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!" Full send.
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"No promotion, huh? Not good enough for a raise? Funny, GOOGLE thought I was!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!" Full send.
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"It was a tough decision to leave my old company." No, you loved every second of writing your resignation and sending it to your idiot boss. The video I want to see is of you writing up that resignation email with a long slow-motion shot of your face when you hit send.
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A friend of mine posted an original video on LinkedIn. It got stolen and reposted dozens of times. I saw it 4-5 times a day for 2 weeks straight and some posts got more engagement than the original post.
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The next video should have been him with a lightsaber walking down a hall full of influencers and working off some anger.
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LinkedIn tells you to be your authentic self but don't post a link to your site or their recommender will make sure no one sees your authentic self.
We have all these weird hacks to get around LI hating anything that sends people off their site.
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We have all these weird hacks to get around LI hating anything that sends people off their site.
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Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I could keep going but you get the point. I hope LinkedIn finds a better balance because right now it's as authentic as a Phouis Vuitton bag.
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