Thread by @dhothersall

Here we go! #Eurovision

That was rather beautiful. #GivePeaceAChance #Eurovision

Oh she's not quite managed to get her yellow mac fastened there. Tricky things. #Eurovision

#CZE Not sure about this one. Catchy, but kinda terrible. Guitar bow wanker isn't helping. It's a 5 from me. #Eurovision

#ROU The greased up glitter crop tops aren't doing it for me. Quite like the tune and the shimmy. 6 points. #Eurovision

#POR Support groups are really important and valuable, but they're not really appropriate for the #Eurovision song contest. Hope they sorted it all out. It's a 4 from me.

#FIN Did #Eurovision get a job lot of yellow macs or something? Glad they seemed to be enjoying themselves. I wasn't. All makeup and no rock. A generous 3. Which means this will probably win.

#SUI As George Ezra tributes go that actually wasn't too bad. Could have done with a key change. Or a chorus. Or, you know, something. 7 I think. #Eurovision

#FRA I think it's clear that France would very much not like to be hosting #Eurovision next year. Were they even all singing the same tune? Je suis désolée, mais that's 2 points from me.

#NOR I like it. But then I liked the masked singer - well, at least the bits without Joel or the panel speaking. I think a 7. #Eurovision

#ARM No idea, sorry. I suppose 3? #Eurovision

#Eurovision Cheers to Sir Terry.

#ITA I don't know what they're saying but they're very insistent and good-looking about it. Sweet. 6, I think. #Eurovision

#ESP Not leaving much to the imagination. The eighties is really the decade that never ended in #Eurovision land, isn't it. I suppose a 6 from me.

#NED You could tell the crowd was starved of excitement during this, because they actually cheered when she walked down two steps. I rather like the song though, and a great voice. 7 points from me. #Eurovision

#UKR Not sure they needed all those people on stage to be honest, but I liked it and it's obviously going to do well. A 6 I think. #Eurovision

#GER Thoroughly enjoyed the song and the staging until we reached the spoken word part. There's no need for that. Still probably my favourite so far. 8 points. #Eurovision

#LTU Really liked this one. Retro chic and a seemingly effortless voice. No idea what she's saying but I'm not about to disagree. Surprising myself with another 8 points. #Eurovision

#AZE Good lord. Erm, 6? I'm baffled by that one. #Eurovision

#BEL I can't get the theme tune from The Morning Show out of my mind here. Could have done with something else but rather enjoyable overall. It's another 7. #Eurovision

#GRE Refuse sacks are a very tricky look to pull off. Found myself using my feet at parts though. Bit forgettable. 5 points. #Eurovision

#ISL The Dixie Chicks have really calmed down, huh. That was just one long intro! 3 points, sorry. #Eurovision

#MDA This is proper #Eurovision - too old for their clothes, bad dancing, a fiddle and a box crowbarred into a semi rock number. Terrible but much better than most. 7 points.

#SWE Wouldn't want to get into an argument with her. Looks like she'd take zero shit. Catchy stuff though. I think it's a 7. #Eurovision

#AUS Trying a wee bit hard, love. Settle down. Sorry, it's a 2 from me. #Eurovision

#UK It's a cracking song and he's a brilliant singer. I really hope he gets the points he deserves. It's a 9 from me. #Eurovision

#POL The Walking Dead meets High School Musical. You'd think it wouldn't work, and you'd be right. There was something there, and he has a good voice, but no. 5 points. #Eurovision

#SRB No clue what was going on there, but I have a feeling I've seen a French film with a similar plot. I wish I hadn't. 2 points. #Eurovision

#EST Hang on, wasn't this guy on earlier? Catchy though. Not sure about the video filters but he seems to have got the crowd going. I suppose a 7. #Eurovision

They could just have a gap where they show a different programme for an hour before the points are totted up. #Eurovision