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#PrideMonth log, 7:52 AM CST:

“None of the major news outlets are gay yet. Disappointing.”
8:00 AM CST: “@BMWUSA doesn’t appear to have ANY #pride. Sad.”
#Pride log, 8:02: “Can’t tell @comcast is gay or that’s just the normal logo. Confused.”
#Pride Log, 8:05 AM: “@washingtonpost, gayness dies in darkness. No rainbow.”
#pride log, 8:11 AM: “@Twitter gay algo appears to have failed to kick in. Musk related?”
#pride log, 8:14 AM “@realDailyWire brand companies not gay. Shocked.”
#pride log, 8:16 AM: “@WhiteHouse has first gay @PressSec but not the first gay logo of the day. Missed opportunity.”
#pride log, 8:17 AM: “@glaad logo still muted blue colors, did not have this on my rainbow bingo card. Bracket buster.”
#pride log, 8:23 AM: “This doesn’t count @Skittles, I want to taste the rainbow the month of June. More.”
#pride log, 8:24 AM: “@Uber logo not gay and rainbow road update has not loaded into phone app either. Guess I’m driving myself.”
#PRIDE log, 8:53 AM: “@SirajAHashmi updated his bio and is full on gay, but he’s gay 365 days a year. Meh.”
#pride log, 9:10 AM: “It’s an hour into the work day on the East Coast and my money isn’t gay yet. Wake up.”
#pride log, 9:13 AM: “Cruises are gay! Well maybe only on Carnival!!!”
#pride log, 9:18 AM: “No major retailer has pride (I’m talking to you @Apple, @amazon, @Walmart and @Target). Guess I’m gonna #shoplocal.”
#pride log, 9:30 AM: “The big three automakers (@Chrysler, @Ford and @GM) in the US aren’t big enough to show Pride while @MercedesBenz is flying that flag. Big three…more like Bigots.”
“Ma’am, this is a gay Wendy’s…oh they’re not gay either. SMH”
#pride log 9:31 AM: “Opening bell and I regret to inform you the stock market is not gay. Bearish.”
#PRIDE log, 9:50 AM: “@TheDemocrats will post a tweet about #PrideMonth but not update the logo…party of tolerance!?!”
#pride log, 9:53 AM: “@NHL and @mlb are gay AF but the @NFL and @NBA are still in the closet.”
#pride log, 9:57 AM: “Soccer is gay, I repeat…soccer is gay.”
#Pride log, 10:00 AM: “The @WhiteHouse and @POTUS are officially gay now! #LetsGoBrandon!”
#pride log, 10:07 AM: “I have a news tip for @nytimes, @voxdotcom, @Salon and @BuzzFeed…make your avatar a rainbow.”
#pride  log, 10:19: “@starwars will fire @ginacarano for her beliefs but won’t even back up their own by updating to a #PrideMonth flag. I find your lack of pride disturbing.”
#pride log, 10:27 AM: “Netflix is not gay yet, I blame @rickygervais.”
#pride log, 10:40 AM: “Dearest mother, I write you from the front lines of #PrideMonth to inform you that the @USNavy, @USArmy, @usairforce and @USMC are not gay yet. I have no idea if we have the strength to win the next major conflict.”
#pride log, 11:00 AM: “@disneyplus? More like Disney- with this weak showing for #PrideMonth.”
#Pride log, 11:04 AM: “@WaltDisneyCo, @Disney @DisneyCruise and @MarvelStudios must be scared of Ron DeSantis if they haven’t updated their logos to rainbows. Cowards.”
#pride log, 11:05 AM: “@CocaColaCo is gay but @pepsi is apparently straight and homophobic. That’s not refreshing, Pepsi.”
#PRIDE log, 11:12 AM: “@USMC are kinda gay now. No rainbow in bio but we have a tweet. They are slowly embracing the suck.”
#PRIDE log, 11:17 AM: “@benandjerrys #PrideMonth silence is stunning. Where’s our rainbow pride flavor? Hell, @Walmart did a Juneteenth ice cream guys!”
#pride log, 11:24 AM: “@NASCAR has taken the pole position with this updated tweet. Not sure if they hold it without a rainbow logo though.”
#pride log, 11:36 AM: “@VICE’s profile is straight as their cofounder Gavin McInnes.”
#pride log, 11:45 AM: “@IBM is loud and proud while I can’t Ctrl+F any #PrideMonth logo from @Microsoft. Apparently Microsoft Teams isn’t open to the LGBTQ+ community.”
#pride log, 12:32PM: “Apparently African American #PrideMonth doesn’t exist at the @splcenter, @NAACP , @Blklivesmatter and @UNCF.”
#pride log, 12:34 PM: “Video games are gay @bethesda, just not in the Middle East at @bethesda_me. It’s game over for #PrideMonth in that part of the world.”
#Pride log, 1:04 PM: “@tesla would score 101/100 if they had a rainbow logo in their profile, @elonmusk.”
#pride log, 11:18: “Huge update, @BankofAmerica and @BlackRock are officially gay now.”
#pride log, 1:21 PM: “I can honestly say I am disappointed in @ProjectLincoln for not coming out. We all know they’re at a minimum bi, or +. Probably +.”
#pride  log, 1:26 PM: “If you’re flying to celebrate #PrideMonth you better not be doing it on @united or @Delta. If you do you’ll probably be doing it in coach.

Meanwhile @AmericanAir and @VirginAtlantic put the ‘trans’ in Transatlantic flight.”
#pride log, 1:38 PM: “@puma is one big gay cat! Meanwhile at @adidas, ‘Nothing is Impossible’ except supporting #PrideMonth! This is sad coming from the same company that showed us a bunch of boobies a few months ago.”
#pride log, 1:44PM: “@Nike is Just Doing It with #BlackLivesMatter and #StopAsianHate in their bio but apparently they can’t do #PrideMonth…”
#PRIDE log, 2:02 PM: Update, @uber is now somewhat gay with a new banner pic but an update of their app failed to give me the same rainbow road as last year. Are you even trying?”
#Pride log, 4:49 PM: “@pfizer and @moderna_tx shots are gay.”

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