Thread by @jchrthomas

@Eric_Schmitt Eric’s campaign is long overdue to release a playlist; 22 #GreatestHits now await so that Schmitt’s #ShowMeState its AG’s dismal record can view for this 🚑 chaser’s unfit. Each song here I dedicate to Schmitt. 🎵 #mosen 🎶 @jeffroe #SchmittList @erictrump

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump To help brighten your day (if you’re blue), I’ve seen fit to add a sneak preview of Schmitt’s 22 tunes. Each one squarely lampoons the ineptitude of his sad crew. They’re listed in alphabet’s order; each tune makes this campaign grow shorter.

@andrewleppert @ivankatrump @SoCoGOP

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP 1/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient Schmitt would need #RoyBlunt in the Senate to succeed.

@hawleymo

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO 1a/ AG Schmitt’s favorite ploy was named “sue.” While campaigning, it’s all he could do large donations (in cash) with false hope soon to stash for his failing run in ’22: the main ingredient he would need #RublesRoy in D.C. to succeed.
@RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ 2/ Like Schmitt’s polling, #AutumnLeaves will fall. Medicine? He knows nothing at all. He wants people to chafe: keep #Missouri unsafe. Any recovery he’d forestall w/ more tirades against using masks. In publicity this AG basks.

@kimguilfoyle @govparsonmo

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO 3/ From our medical reality,
Schmitt chose D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Robinson he’d enforce
upon schools; his divorce
from the basics of virology
clarify he’s inciting a hoax, poor
#Missouri health outcomes to coax.

@kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue

https://twitter.com/jchrthomas/status/1471208942684442637

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue 4/ Airborne pathogens no one can see. A request: #DontStandSoCloseToMe lest we both shake or cough. Even Vic Nabokov would’ve balked at this ill jamboree. Excess proximity truly sickens; our hospitals’ demise it quickens. @RepRaskin

https://twitter.com/mayor_flower/status/1471332553902731272

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin 5/ “Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. 📸 Daytime would find him at pressers with Paxton. Cameras roll; voter interest is small.”

#mosen 🗳️ #SchmittList 😴 @txag
@MoLegDems 🗽 @MoSenDems

https://twitter.com/stltoday/status/1451995360327577606

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems 5a/ Out in the West Texas town of #ElPaso, Schmitt fell in love with a vanity wall. #mosen 💔 @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @BuschValentine @SpencerToder @MoGov

https://twitter.com/stltoday/status/1451995360327577606

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov 6/ The AG’s wasteful lawsuits abound; he still needs to turn this rig around. #FortyAcres will do for his hullabaloo but his Senate race is losing ground. He expected fast driving from here, yet his rig is stuck in 2nd gear.

@laraleatrump @donaldjtrumpjr

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 7/
Eric’s lawsuits make people unwell;
his campaign’s on a #highwaytohell.
Schmitt won’t cover his mouth 😷
so his polling heads south. 🔜🗳️👋🏼
It explains his desperation’s smell.
With his prior reputation tossed
Eric’s race he has already lost.
@erictrump

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 8/ Voters told Schmitt to #HitTheRoadJack once he filed suits our schools to attack. With disaster in store as his polls near the floor, it’s grown clear that an empathy lack predisposed this attorney to lose; voters like him even less than Cruz. 👋🏼 #mosen

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 9/ In court Schmitt gets no satisfaction; his arguments seldom gain traction. Every bogus lawsuit lessens Eric’s repute; a judge denied Eric class action so he had to sue schools one-by-one complicating his weak Senate run. @ShowMe

https://twitter.com/tessa_weinberg/status/1442935903953903620

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe 10/ Many lawsuits to fight Schmitt was keen. Many a lobbyist limousine he would co-pilot too, every law to undo. Filing lawsuits for cameras to preen hadn’t helped Schmitt get anything done. 📸 Often #hefoughtthelaw — the law won.

@BigElad ⚖️ @MarkPedroli

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli 11/ #ItsNotUnusual to see Schmitt
trotting out his litigation bit. 🤔
As he gyrates on stage
with new lawsuits to wage,
fewer voters are keen to commit
to his customary legal wails, so
his polling further southward sails.

#mosen @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia 12/ Éric Schmitt? Il ne regrette rien et sa candidature ne va bien. Au boulot il s’allonge, n’écrit que des mensonges mais préfère tous les mots autrichiens. Son programme électorale est vide. Au beau bourg de Glendale il réside.

@tonymess 🙏🏼 @rayhartmann

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann 13/ Why is Schmitt’s campaign in #jeopardy? Folks can’t stand Eric’s hypocrisy about #localcontrol. In the Trafalgar poll he trailed Gov. Greitens by 3. Will he land behind Vicky or Long? It’s now clear his appeal’s not that strong.

https://twitter.com/robertcahaly/status/1509239543584763913

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann 14/ In a bad position Eric’s caught:
to care for him he’s nobody got.
Sad & lonely he’ll sound.
His campaign won’t come round as
the AG’s been paid for & bought.
Eric’s polling momentum is slow;
people know he’s #JustAGigolo.
#mosen

https://twitter.com/agericschmitt/status/1485736353941929990

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann 15/ The AG can’t hide his #LyinEyes;
a fake smile is his awkward disguise.
The #Missouri AG?
Ladder-climbing, we see,
like his predecessor; no surprise.
Many thought he’d realize by now:
a false grin him no win can endow.

@bevehlen

https://twitter.com/eric_schmitt/status/1248687086909128704

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen 16/
Many killers have been elected. In
Schmitt’s case he used the infected
via misapplied laws higher
caseloads to cause. 📈
A citizenry he subjected to the
#GrimReaper’s cruel jamboree:
a premeditated COVID spree.

@BeerHallProject

https://twitter.com/eric_schmitt/status/1471493308044087301

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject 17/ Eric Schmitt truly did it his way
his promotion’s expense to defray
by free publicity garnered as an AG
yet this attorney cannot make hay
from his effort with a poll increase,
as his suits the taxpayer helped fleece.

#mosen 👀 @jeremykohler @JuddLegum

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum 18/ We’ve seen a load of compromisin’ en route to AG Schmitt’s horizon. Eric’s stale rodeo (an unending #SchmittShow) a policy change is advisin’ for this phony. He’s purely rhinestone yet with #publichealth he picks a bone.
@COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell 19/ Eric’s campaign is #StayinAlive;
just tune in to Newsmax for his jive.
Is Schmitt cuttin’ the rug? 🕺
Many voters may shrug though
each day for more power he’d strive.
As he struts with each unsightly suit,
Eric’s motions reduce his repute.

🍕 @KCStar

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell @KCStar 20/ For a devil Schmitt had sympathy as he sued to keep our schools mask-free. Eric’s puzzling game has since ruined his name and extended COVID misery. A forked tongue brought Eric wealth and taste — but his lies laid #Missouri to waste.

@cardinalrlburke

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell @KCStar @cardinalrlburke 21/ Eric’s got too much time on his hands while his day job poses few demands. Schmitt’s bizarre politics sent him crossing the #Styx on his publicly financed grandstands. Without them his campaign would blunder; this AG’s a zero-hit wonder.

@SenateCaucus

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell @KCStar @cardinalrlburke @SenateCaucus 22/ If you see AG Schmitt, #WalkOnBy.
August 2nd his defeat is nigh.
Peter Thiel made it pay
so Schmitt loves San José but
each word from his mouth is a lie.
What the world needs is Eric’s defeat;
in the primary Schmitt will get beat.

@bshelly @EFMoriarty

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell @KCStar @cardinalrlburke @SenateCaucus @bshelly @EFMoriarty Folks, this thread I’ll now duly unroll,
a failed candidate better to troll.
This litigious dimwit
named AG Eric Schmitt put the
kibosh on #localcontrol. If his
negligence leaves you too pissed,
why not send to your friends this
#SchmittList?

😬 #mosen 👋🏼

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell @KCStar @cardinalrlburke @SenateCaucus @bshelly @EFMoriarty .@threadreaderapp unroll 🙏🏼

@Eric_Schmitt @jeffroe @EricTrump @AndrewLeppert @IvankaTrump @SoCoGOP @HawleyMO @RoyBlunt @SmoosieQ @kimguilfoyle @GovParsonMO @kayhoflander @Flip_MO_Blue @RepRaskin @TXAG @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @MOEthics @ABAesq @cwg18 @DaveSchatzMO @GenaRossforMO6 @VickyHartzlerMO @JewelCommittee @LucasKunceMO @buschvalentine @SpencerToder @MoGov @LaraLeaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @ShowMe @BigElad @MarkPedroli @mobarnews @MoLawyersMedia @tonymess @rayhartmann @bevehlen @BeerHallProject @jeremykohler @JuddLegum @COVIDOversight @RobertKnodell @KCStar @cardinalrlburke @SenateCaucus @bshelly @EFMoriarty Thread. 🎵 #SchmittList 😆 #mosen

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