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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK Profile picture
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May 9, 2023 • 29 tweets • 36 min read • Read on X
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Today's Twitter threads (a Twitter thread).

Inside: KPMG audits the nursing homes it advises on how to beat audits; and more!

Archived at: pluralistic.net/2023/05/09/din…

#Pluralistic

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Tomorrow (May 10), I'm in #Vancouver for a keynote at the #OSSummit:

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And a book event at #HeritageHall:

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On Thu (May 11), I'm in #Calgary for @WordfestTweets:

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KPMG audits the nursing homes it advises on how to beat audits: Too big to fail, too big to jail, and an existential risk to civilization.



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Hey look at this

* ‘Too greedy’: mass walkout at global science journal over ‘unethical’ fees theguardian.com/science/2023/m… (h/t Interesting People list)

* Steamboat Willie Returns drive.google.com/file/d/1BkBVLb…

* Speed Trap theverge.com/23711172/googl…

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#15yrsago The lost @nytimes #steampunk feature web.archive.org/web/2008051100…

#15yrsago Kids’ game adds 500-1000 words to its forbidden list every day gamesindustry.biz/mmo-week-indus…

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#10yrsago #NewsCorp shareholders make another bid to democratize the #Murdoch family empire theguardian.com/media/2013/may…

#10yrsago Welcome to the century of the copyright troll: #PrendaLaw was just the beginning eff.org/deeplinks/2013…

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#5yrsago The most hated company in America is about to get much, much bigger vice.com/en/article/59q…

#5yrsago After the #BoyScouts opens up to trans kids, queer kids and girls, the M#ormons severed their 105-year relationship to scouting cnn.com/2018/05/09/us/…

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#5yrsago #Bumblefuck Watch: #RobFord’s brother hired his own “reporter” to ask him scripted softball questions for literal fake news spots thestar.com/opinion/editor…

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#5yrsago Colorado cop corrects would-be dog-slaughtering Illinois officer about drug-sniffing after marijuana legalization 420magazine.com/420-news/inter…

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#5yrsago “#Cocky” romance novelist embarks on a second career as a trademark troll: will romance writing fall from grace? theguardian.com/books/2018/may…

#5yrsago Nova Scotia premier won’t apologise for libeling teen who discovered massive data breach cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

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#5yrsago Nova Scotia abandons its attempt to destroy a teenager who stumbled on a wide-open directory of sensitive information cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

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#5yrsago Revenge of the #LaughableBumblefucks: Rob Ford’s brother admits that actors were hired to pretend to be his supporters at rally thestar.com/news/gta/2018/…

#5yrsago A new strain of #IoT #malware can survive a reboot bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…

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#5yrsago @Equifax lets identity thieves raid “frozen” credit reports through its shady, obscure secondary credit bureau krebsonsecurity.com/2018/05/anothe…

#5yrsago @Ticketmaster finds a new way to be terrible: #FacialRecognition! engadget.com/2018-05-06-tic…

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#1yrago At the @FTC, a quiet, profound shift on #antitrust pluralistic.net/2022/05/09/res…

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Yesterday's threads: California to smash prison e-profiteers; and more!



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My latest novel is Red Team Blues, available wherever books are sold!

Signed copies at @DarkDel:

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My latest nonfiction book is Chokepoint Capitalism (with @rgibli), nonfiction about monopoly and fairness in creative labor markets.

chokepointcapitalism.com

Signed copies available from @BookSoup:

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My ebooks and audiobooks (from @torbooks, @HoZ_Books, @mcsweeneys, @BeaconPressBks et al) are for sale all over the net, but I sell 'em too, and when you buy 'em from me, I earn twice as much and you get books with no DRM and no license "agreements."

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Upcoming appearances:

* #OSSummit (#Vancouver), 5/10
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* @MassyArts Red Team Blues event with @seancranbury (#Vancouver), 5/10
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* Red Team Blues at @WordfestTweets (#Calgary), 5/11
wordfest.com/2023/event/wor…

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Upcoming appearances (cont'd):

* @GburgBookFest, (#Gaithersburg) 5/20
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* @publicknowledge Emerging Tech keynote (#DC), 5/22
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* #WEPFest w/@RonDeibert, @hockeyesque and @DrNancyOlivieri (#Toronto), 5/23
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Upcoming appearances (cont'd):

* @HTLGIFestival (#Hay), 5/28
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* @HTLGIFestival (#Hay), 5/29
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* Red Team Blues event with @TimHarford (#Oxford), 5/29
eventbrite.co.uk/e/cory-doctoro…

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Upcoming appearances (cont'd):

* Red Team Blues event with @christreilly (#Nottingham), 5/30
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* @uclcs Peter Kirstein Lecture, 6/1 (#London):
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* @CymeraF, 6/3 (#Edinburgh)
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Upcoming appearances (cont'd):

* Red Team Blues with @Marthalanefox at the @bl, 6/5 (#London):
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* @republica keynote, 6/7 (#Berlin)
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Recent appearances:

* @MarkTLive


* Enshittification Part 1: Why Every Platform Goes Bad (@onthemedia)
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* Author Talk: Cory Doctorow and @Annaleen in Conversation/@SFPublicLibrary


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You can also follow these posts as a daily blog at pluralistic.net: no ads, trackers, or data-collection!

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If you're a @Medium subscriber you can read these essays - and previews of upcoming magazine columns and early exclusives on doctorow.medium.com.

My latest Medium column is "Don’t Curb Your Enthusiasm: Marcus Yallow + 50 Years = Marty Hench?"

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Are you trying to wean yourself off Big Tech? You can read my work elsewhere, but it is now a #TwitterCrime to tell you how. Please visit my site, pluralistic.net, for links to find me on less-unhinged places (I can only imagine that my days here are numbered).

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Look, I'm not trying to say that new technologies *never* raise gnarly new legal questions. But what I *am* saying is that a lot of the time, the "new legal challenges" raised by technology are somewhere between 95-100% bullshit.

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Well, this fucking *sucks*. A federal judge has decided that Meta is not a monopolist, and that its acquisitions of Instagram and Whatsapp were not an illegal bid to secure and maintain a monopoly:



1/ gizmodo.com/meta-learns-th…The classic Puck Magazine editorial cartoon entitled 'The King of All Commodities,' depicting John D Rockefeller as a man with grotesquely tiny body and a gigantic head, wearing a crown emblazoned with the names of the industrial concerns he owned. Rockefeller's head has been replaced with that of Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse avatar. The names of the industrial concerns have been replaced with the wordmarks for Scale AI, Instagram, Oculus and Whatsapp. The dollar-sign at the crown's pinnacle has been replaced with the Facebook 'f' logo. The chain around Rockefeller's neck sports the charm th...
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1/ The final scene of Disneyland's 'Roger Rabbit's Toontown Spin,' in which Roger Rabbit is deploying a pair of portable holes; the holes have been replaced with copyright symbols, which are partially cropped. Image: Ken Lund (modified) https://www.flickr.com/photos/kenlund/16775732643/ CC BY-SA 2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en
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