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Inside: KPMG audits the nursing homes it advises on how to beat audits; and more!

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Tomorrow (May 10), I'm in #Vancouver for a keynote at the #OSSummit:

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And a book event at #HeritageHall:

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On Thu (May 11), I'm in #Calgary for @WordfestTweets:

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KPMG audits the nursing homes it advises on how to beat audits: Too big to fail, too big to jail, and an existential risk to civilization.



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Hey look at this

* ‘Too greedy’: mass walkout at global science journal over ‘unethical’ fees theguardian.com/science/2023/m… (h/t Interesting People list)

* Steamboat Willie Returns drive.google.com/file/d/1BkBVLb…

* Speed Trap theverge.com/23711172/googl…

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#15yrsago The lost @nytimes #steampunk feature web.archive.org/web/2008051100…

#15yrsago Kids’ game adds 500-1000 words to its forbidden list every day gamesindustry.biz/mmo-week-indus…

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#10yrsago #NewsCorp shareholders make another bid to democratize the #Murdoch family empire theguardian.com/media/2013/may…

#10yrsago Welcome to the century of the copyright troll: #PrendaLaw was just the beginning eff.org/deeplinks/2013…

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#5yrsago The most hated company in America is about to get much, much bigger vice.com/en/article/59q…

#5yrsago After the #BoyScouts opens up to trans kids, queer kids and girls, the M#ormons severed their 105-year relationship to scouting cnn.com/2018/05/09/us/…

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#5yrsago #Bumblefuck Watch: #RobFord’s brother hired his own “reporter” to ask him scripted softball questions for literal fake news spots thestar.com/opinion/editor…

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#5yrsago Colorado cop corrects would-be dog-slaughtering Illinois officer about drug-sniffing after marijuana legalization 420magazine.com/420-news/inter…

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#5yrsago#Cocky” romance novelist embarks on a second career as a trademark troll: will romance writing fall from grace? theguardian.com/books/2018/may…

#5yrsago Nova Scotia premier won’t apologise for libeling teen who discovered massive data breach cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

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#5yrsago Nova Scotia abandons its attempt to destroy a teenager who stumbled on a wide-open directory of sensitive information cbc.ca/news/canada/no…

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#5yrsago Revenge of the #LaughableBumblefucks: Rob Ford’s brother admits that actors were hired to pretend to be his supporters at rally thestar.com/news/gta/2018/…

#5yrsago A new strain of #IoT #malware can survive a reboot bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/…

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#5yrsago @Equifax lets identity thieves raid “frozen” credit reports through its shady, obscure secondary credit bureau krebsonsecurity.com/2018/05/anothe…

#5yrsago @Ticketmaster finds a new way to be terrible: #FacialRecognition! engadget.com/2018-05-06-tic…

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#1yrago At the @FTC, a quiet, profound shift on #antitrust pluralistic.net/2022/05/09/res…

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Yesterday's threads: California to smash prison e-profiteers; and more!



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My latest novel is Red Team Blues, available wherever books are sold!

Signed copies at @DarkDel:

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My latest nonfiction book is Chokepoint Capitalism (with @rgibli), nonfiction about monopoly and fairness in creative labor markets.

chokepointcapitalism.com

Signed copies available from @BookSoup:

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My ebooks and audiobooks (from @torbooks, @HoZ_Books, @mcsweeneys, @BeaconPressBks et al) are for sale all over the net, but I sell 'em too, and when you buy 'em from me, I earn twice as much and you get books with no DRM and no license "agreements."

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Upcoming appearances (cont'd):

* Red Team Blues event with @christreilly (#Nottingham), 5/30
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* @uclcs Peter Kirstein Lecture, 6/1 (#London):
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* @CymeraF, 6/3 (#Edinburgh)
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Upcoming appearances (cont'd):

* Red Team Blues with @Marthalanefox at the @bl, 6/5 (#London):
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* @republica keynote, 6/7 (#Berlin)
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Recent appearances:

* @MarkTLive


* Enshittification Part 1: Why Every Platform Goes Bad (@onthemedia)
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* Author Talk: Cory Doctorow and @Annaleen in Conversation/@SFPublicLibrary


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You can also follow these posts as a daily blog at pluralistic.net: no ads, trackers, or data-collection!

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If you're a @Medium subscriber you can read these essays - and previews of upcoming magazine columns and early exclusives on doctorow.medium.com.

My latest Medium column is "Don’t Curb Your Enthusiasm: Marcus Yallow + 50 Years = Marty Hench?"

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Are you trying to wean yourself off Big Tech? You can read my work elsewhere, but it is now a #TwitterCrime to tell you how. Please visit my site, pluralistic.net, for links to find me on less-unhinged places (I can only imagine that my days here are numbered).

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Today's top sources: Karma Burrito (twitter.com/BurritoKarma).

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My next novel is *Picks and Shovels*, out next month. It's tells the origin story of Martin Hench, my hard-charging, scambusting, high-tech forensic accountant, in a 1980s battle over the soul of a PC company:



1/ us.macmillan.com/books/97812508…A remix of the cover of the Tor Books edition of 'Picks and Shovels,' depicting a vector art vintage PC, whose blue screen includes a male figure stepping out of the picture to the right. Superimposed on the art is the book's title in a custom, modernist font.
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I'm currently running a Kickstarter to pre-sell the book in every format: hardcover, DRM-free ebook, and an independently produced, fabulous DRM-free audiobook read by Wil Wheaton, who just *nailed* the delivery:



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Today's Twitter threads (a Twitter thread).

NOTE: I DID NOT BUY A BLUE TICK. IT WAS NONCONSENSUALLY ADDED TO MY ACCOUNT.

Inside: The Brave Little Toaster; and more!

Archived at:

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*Picks and Shovels* is a new, standalone technothriller starring Marty Hench, my two-fisted, hard-fighting, tech-scam-busting forensic accountant. You can pre-order it on my latest Kickstarter, which features a brilliant audiobook read by Wil Wheaton:



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The Brave Little Toaster: Gen AI in your appliances was a warning, not a pitch deck.



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Dec 20, 2024
There was never any question as to whether Trump would implement Project 2025, the 900-page brick of terrifying, unhinged policy prescriptions edited by the Heritage Foundation. He would *not* implement it, because he *could* not implement it. No one could. It's impossible.

1/ A WWII-era infirmary with two ranks of beds. Behind a bed on each side stands an outraged Tweedledee/Tweedledum figure from Tenniel's Alice Through the Looking Glass engravings, pulling their hair; they face one another. One is tinted green; the other, blue. Between them in the aisle stands an elephant in GOP livery, wearing a Trump wig. A spatter of blood climbs the wall on the right.
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This isn't a statement about constitutional limits on executive authority or the realpolitik of getting bizarre and stupid policies past judges or through a hair-thin Congressional majority. This is a statement about the incoherence of Project 2025 itself.

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Dec 18, 2024
Running a business is risky: you can't be sure how many customers you'll have, or what they'll ask for. Guess wrong and you'll either have too few workers for the crowd, or you'll pay workers to stand around. This is true even when your "business" is a "hospital."

1/ A nurse, pouring medicine out of a bottle; she is terrified because she is being held a gunpoint by a male figure whose head has been replaced with the staring eye of HAL 9000 from Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey.' The background is a sepia-toned early 20th C wartime infirmary, crowded with wounded men. In the top left corner there is a subtle 'code waterfall' effect as seen in the credit sequences of the Wachowskis' 'Matrix' movies.   Image: Cryteria (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000.svg  CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en
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Capitalists hate capitalism. Capitalism is defined by risk - the risk of competitors poaching your customers and workers. Capitalists secretly dream of a "command economy" where others must arrange their affairs to suit the capitalists' preferences, taking on their risk.

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Dec 12, 2024
Postmortems and blame for the 2024 elections are thick on the ground, but amidst all those theories and pointed fingers, one explanation looms large and credible: the American housing emergency. If the system can't put a roof over your head, that system needs to go.

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American housing has been in crisis for decades, of course, but it keeps getting worse...and worse...and *worse*. Americans pay more for worse housing than at any time in their history.

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Dec 6, 2024
After 9/11, we were told that "no cost was too high" when it came to fighting terrorism, and indeed, the US did blow *trillions* on forever wars and regime change projects and black sites and kidnappings and dronings and gulags that were supposed to end terrorism.

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Back in the imperial core, we all got to play the home edition of the "no price is too high" War on Terror game. New, extremely invasive airport security measures were instituted.

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