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In 2016, Nintendo released the NES Classic; in 2017, they released the SNES Classic.
In 2018, Nintendo will release the N64 Classic; in 2019, Gamecube Classic; in 2020, Wii Classic; 2021, WiiU Classic; 2022, Switch Classic.
In 2023, Nintendo releases the SwitchX Classic, which will confuse many analysts, as the SwitchX (released 2021) is still on the market
In 2024, Nintendo releases the Warpzone Classic, a mere six months before the Nintendo Warpzone itself is released
Industry analysts are baffled by why the Warpzone Classic features games which are not released at the launch of the Warpzone itself
In 2025, Nintendo releases the Gamecloud Classic. No one knows what the Gamecloud is. No rumors existed such a thing was under development
In 2026, Nintendo releases the Silvernight Classic, an inscrutable fragment of the far future, technology seemingly beyond what is possible
The dialects of both Japanese and English on the Silvernight differ from those languages as spoken in 2026
The games on the Silvernight feature a mix of human characters and characters who are... something not human, something not identifiable
Players initially assume the not-human characters are some sort of Nintendo creation, like Miis. State security services conclude otherwise
The NSA and PSIA move in on Nintendo, believing they hold knowledge of a future alien or extradimensional invasion. The company dissolves.
One year later, in 2027, Nintendo no longer exists as a company. Most of its former employees are jailed, publicly or at state black sites.
Yet somehow, with no distribution network, no announcements or orders made, on that day in 2027, the Singula Classic appears in stores.
I am unable to describe to you the events that commence after that point.
