SoCal girl in NH 😊 🌊Photographer,lover of animals, music & nature.All images subject to copyright. I HATE tRump! No DMs! #RESIST #BidenHarris #JusticeisComing
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in
Aug 11, 2020 • 20 tweets • 6 min read
Awhile back, I posted some quilts from a quilt show I went to. Everyone loved them. I am going to post some again. I will put these in a thread. #Quilt#quilting#textiles#sewing#art#textileart
Apr 10, 2020 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Funny Quarantine statements ~
•Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
•I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
•I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
•Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
•PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Dec 18, 2019 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
’Twas the eve of impeachment, when all through the House
No Republicans wavered, each last one a louse.
The articles were drafted by Democrats with care
In hopes that a conscience would soon bloom there.
We pundits were tossing all steamed in our beds,
While Trump’s certain acquittal danced in our heads.
And I in frustration, feeling all solemn,
Wished I could capture my woe in a column,
When out on the web there arose such a clatter,
I signed in to Twitter to see what was the matter.
