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All about classics online and in pop culture. Tweets by Ben (β), Jermaine (Γ), Theo (Θ), Vanessa (Ψ), and Nicolette (ν).
Nov 25, 2022 23 tweets 6 min read
Why Zeus doesn’t cheat on Hera (a #ClassicsTwitter thread 🧵) 1/19 Image I’ll explain:

First things first, this thread is not a defense of Zeus. In service of understanding Greco-Roman myth a bit better, however, it may be helpful to reframe this conversation so we understand why the ancients feel comfortable depicting their chief god this way.
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Oct 7, 2021 16 tweets 5 min read
Was Cerberus a Good Boy?
A thread on Monsters, Dogs, and Myth Above is Cerberus. At least, as Dante saw him. Here, the later poet William Blake illustrates a scene from his Inferno. The entrance to the third layer of Hell, where the dog stands guard (Inf. 6.13-33); a reference, in turn, to the work of Vergil before him (Aen. 6.417-9).
Sep 21, 2021 28 tweets 7 min read
Did the Romans know their Empire was evil? A thread 🧵
#ClassicsTwitter #AncientRome #History Image So yesterday, I shared this meme to the page, clearly insinuating that the Roman Empire was an evil construct that brought devastation to many different peoples and over a long period of time (if we take the dates of 753 BCE-476 CE, 1,229 years).
Sep 12, 2021 26 tweets 13 min read
Medusa in the Labyrinth - a look at @ChloeBailey's #HAVEMERCY ahead of her VMA solo debut tonight: image of chloe bailey from ... BLACK POP STARS AND CLASSICAL ICONOGRAPHY

Ѱ here, I would like to take a moment to acknowledge how much Black classicisms in the visual arts we've gotten this year through the music videos of Black pop stars. Chlöe's newest video continues in a tradition of videos styled…
Aug 14, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
While rappers and Classical iconography is still hot post #Rumors and #Montero, let me introduce you to my favorite, the @lilbaby4PF of Prima Porta Image And if you’ve missed it, check out Ψ’s and my threads on Rumors and Montero!
Aug 13, 2021 7 tweets 7 min read
For #ClassicsTwitter - a thread of the classical iconography that @lizzo and @iamcardib replicate in their new "Rumors" video: Image First of all, I love the ways that Lizzo challenges a lot of our ideas around classical iconography via imagining herself in the world--having the statues reflect her body type, and seeing her own stories and rumors displayed through classical art forms: ImageImageImageImage
Jul 13, 2021 29 tweets 9 min read
It has come to my attention that the online articles on the weirdest classical myths are totally insufficient. Since it’s been a while since we’ve done a thread, I’m giving a list of 10 of my wildest, most disturbing or confusing Greco-Roman myths. #mythology #ClassicsTwitter. 🧵 (CW: literally everything bad you can expect from myth, inc*st, SA, just gross stuff)
Jun 27, 2021 13 tweets 5 min read
In honor of PLANET HER Deluxe Album, let's take a closer look at some of the iconography in @DojaCat and @theweeknd's "You Right" Image The song begins with a zodiac gate landing on Libra (Doja's sun sign) to unlock it, revealing an idealized classical landscape.
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Jun 8, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
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Jun 7, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
BREAKING: After disputes with leadership, famed Greek warrior Achilles withdraws from Trojan War in stunning display of self-care. Image Achaean council leader Agamemnon went on record stating: “we believe making exceptions for our biggest stars undermines the authority of the war effort. We wish the swift-footed hero the best and hope he considers rejoining the effort later.”
Jun 7, 2021 37 tweets 10 min read
~Not One Person Asked For This And I Don't Care~

An in-depth look at every instance Stephenie Meyer explicitly references the Hades/Persephone myth in her Twilight Saga novel "Midnight Sun": Image To preface: I, a mythologist who looks at a large quantity of media produced about Persephone on a regular basis, and who grew up a few hours from Forks, WA and read this series obsessively as it was coming out when I was in middle school--was COMPLETELY blindsided by this.
Jun 4, 2021 28 tweets 10 min read
How @boburnham Mocks Plato
A thread on INSIDE’s Philosophy 🧵 Image Bo’s latest @netflix special begins with the man we remember. Same height, same walk, same haircut: even in the blinding light of an open door, he is immediately recognizable. At least, for a moment. Image
May 14, 2021 16 tweets 5 min read
Would Homer watch Naruto?
Let’s talk #ClassicsTwitter Image Epic. The genre so grand, its name is literally ‘epic.’ After Homer, only a bold few claim to produce it; Dante, Vergil, Milton, and the like. So exclusive is their club, the term becomes more of a fraternity than anything else––a who’s who of great literature.
Apr 20, 2021 33 tweets 9 min read
Is #Patrochilles canon?
Let’s talk #ClassicsTwitter Image Though the Odyssey has long been favored in high school curricula, Homer’s Iliad has had a massive resurgence in Internet culture, becoming the preferred topic of fan fiction, art, and memes.
Apr 17, 2021 14 tweets 6 min read
THREAD TIME: That’s right, @LilNasX’s #MONTERO is still number one on the charts and in our hearts. Let’s talk about it’s incredible engagement with ancient narratives and the transformative power of alternative and queer #headcanons reclaiming the past. Image Nas X creates a sort of world halfway between the Garden of Eden and the classical ruins, what people view as origins of western society. He starts with the familiar Garden of Eden story, but instead of Eve being tempted, it’s him, and he’s the serpent too. Image
Apr 14, 2021 15 tweets 4 min read
Are 'Horny Zeus' memes problematic?

Let's talk #ClassicsTwitter Image A few months ago, @CSMFHT put out polls for each individual god, asking what we thought about them. Generally, each garnered mixed opinions––with one exception, Zeus.
Apr 12, 2021 20 tweets 5 min read
There are several errors in this video, but the most egregious is how it completely glosses over the scene of Persephone's sexual assault. No, not "taking." Not "abduction." Not some "mistranslation" of rapīo or another word. Assault.

Let's talk #ClassicsTwitter
(TW below) Red from @OSPyoutube starts out saying "relationships in Greek mythology are almost unilaterally really bad." She clarifies this applies across the board, "yes, even your favorite." But as she explores the Hymn to Demeter, she misreads sections that ultimately absolve Hades.