They charged forward.
No plan and
No thought for the consequences
A combination of
Naive Optimism
British Arrogance
And deaths on their hands
The Charge of the Brexit Brigade
I give you this celebration of their failure.
No plan and
No thought for the consequences
A combination of
Naive Optimism
British Arrogance
And deaths on their hands
The Charge of the Brexit Brigade
I give you this celebration of their failure.
The Charge of The Brexit Brigade
Half a measure, half a measure
Half a measure onward
All in the valley of Uxbridge
Rode the six hundred thousand maginals.
“Forward, the Brexit Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Failure
Rode the 600,000
Half a measure, half a measure
Half a measure onward
All in the valley of Uxbridge
Rode the six hundred thousand maginals.
“Forward, the Brexit Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Failure
Rode the 600,000
“Forward, the Brexit Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the poor people knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Failure
Rode the six hundred K
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the poor people knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Failure
Rode the six hundred K
Trump to right of them,
Putin to left of them,
China in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with tariffs and taxes,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Brexit,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred K
Putin to left of them,
China in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with tariffs and taxes,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Brexit,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred K
Flashed all their plans bare,
Flashed as they realised how unfair
Seeing the leader numbskulls there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
What the hell were they doing this for?
Flashed as they realised how unfair
Seeing the leader numbskulls there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
What the hell were they doing this for?
Plunged Remainers into the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Trying to save the Leavers from themselves
But too late they awoke
Putin and Russia
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred thousand
Right through the line they broke;
Trying to save the Leavers from themselves
But too late they awoke
Putin and Russia
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred thousand
Trump to right of them,
Putin to left of them,
The EU behind them
No friends and allies left;
Stormed at with tariffs
While NHS and jobs fell.
They that fought for nought
Came through the jaws of Brexit,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of 600K
Putin to left of them,
The EU behind them
No friends and allies left;
Stormed at with tariffs
While NHS and jobs fell.
They that fought for nought
Came through the jaws of Brexit,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of 600K
When can their hatred fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
What the heck they were doing
DON'T Honour the charge they made!
DON'T Honour the Brexit Brigade,
Those misguided six hundred thousand
Sacrificed our country and left us betrayed.
Hilary 2018
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
What the heck they were doing
DON'T Honour the charge they made!
DON'T Honour the Brexit Brigade,
Those misguided six hundred thousand
Sacrificed our country and left us betrayed.
Hilary 2018
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