(1) Nearly arrested thrice
(2) Involved in an intramural martial arts thing that was just 5-12 guys beating each other up for fun
(3) In five knife fights
(4) On the run twice from a police helicopter for being at the wrong parties
(1) Ashamed of two of those
(2) Not ashamed in the slightest
(3) Still peeved about every last one of those
(4) Ashamed of one, and would be deeply regretful of the other but for meeting my wife three years later