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Thread by @gsazza: "I am embarking on rewatching all MCU movies in order, ready for Infinity War. Prepare for me to once again begrudgingly acknowledge Cap 1 is […]"

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I am embarking on rewatching all MCU movies in order, ready for Infinity War. Prepare for me to once again begrudgingly acknowledge Cap 1 is actually a good movie. I will attempt to keep live tweeting to a minimum but cannot promise anything.

Wish me luck, friends.
IMMEDIATE LIVE TWEET this happens less than five minutes into iron man 1 fuck me and this connected universe good bye (before john slattery was howard 👍)
pre afghanistan tony is such a fucking hot mess like people who limit tonys trauma to avengers/iron man related stuff dont fucking understand tony at all get awaY FROM MY SON
tony talking about how his father helped defeat the nazis and how many people would call him a hero !!!! tony, who could never be as good as steve !!! tony, who even twenty years after his father dies still jist wants to impress him and live up to his legacy !!!
side note I tried really hard to hate ww2 howard but like my love for dominic cooper beats out my hatred for father!howard

all the starks are a mess
"You ever lose an hour's sleep in your life?"
"I'd be prepared to lose a few with you."

this exchange alone deserves a pulitzer
accept that this will be a thousand tweet long thread lbr

also, justice for pepper potts, my underrated queen of the world and all things
iconic content 👍 also the soundtrack of this film is unreal and @RobertDowneyJr essentially enabled this multi billion dollar franchise on the back of one of the most phenomenal performances in action movie history
iron man 1 and 2 are literally 90% montages of tony in tight vests welding things and im like v here for this
"How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, Okay?"

LOOK DON CHEADLES RHODEY NEVER HAD THIS MUCH BROMANCE
obie is terrible but the blue shirt with the white collar and yellow tie is a fucking outfit and a half
tony going out flying before hes ready, trying to go as high as he can despite knowing its stupid bc he high key doesnt care what happens to him lol and is just desperate to feel something
pepper and tony is everything like if u have to dig a canon pairing its gonna be pepperony
tony is in rhodeys phone as "the starkster" this movie gives me life
ugh obie was such a good first villain and like .... it took ten years for another villain to not just be better but to even DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
this scene is Unreal honestly, jeff bridges is fucking terrifying and rdjr does so much without even fucking being able to move
TRUTH IS.... I AM IRON MAN

also the big final showdown of this film is so short??? like i get origin stories are front end heavy but the actual fight scene is v underwhelming (i still love this film tho)
see you in a few days for ............... the incredible hulk, which tbh i have never watched and properly paid attention to
OH a final thought..... Iron Man has been officially unseated from its decade long throne of being the best MCU movie, without question
I'M HERE, IM QUEER, AND ITS TIME FOR THE INCREDIBLE HULK yes I'm assuming you all care about all my thoughts as I watch this movie properly for the first time ever

my brother said it wasn't as bad as he expected, so with that glowing recommendation, lets go
why is there an iron man trailer BEFORE incredible hulk also its a really great trailer
ah, universal, still out here fucking up our solo hulk movie dreams
WHY DOES THIS FILM MADE IN 2008 HAVE A REALLY LONG OPENING CREDIT SEQUENCE
look i love ruffalo!bruce but norton!bruce has no regard for his well being and is a reckless, aggressive son of a bitch and im very about that
DON'T MAKE ME.... HUNGRY. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY.

wait... thats not right
we dont see mcu bruce doing enough actual science

not just fucking around in tonys lab. give me avengers style lab coat and a microscope bruce banner
how did marvel persuade ed norton, william hurt, liv tyler and tim roth to do this movie not on the back of even really a successful iron man launch ???? (production would have started well before iron man came out) like ed norton easily one of the most high profile marvel leads
this favela roof top parkour chase scene is fuckin sickkkkkk
DRAMATIC LIME GREEN CONTACT LENS TIME
norton!hulk gives exactly zero fucks and im living this has been a SOLID opening act ngl
bruce banner is such a fucking tragic character
IT THREW A FORKLIFT TRUCK LIKE IT WAS A SOFTBALL
tim roth is kinda hot sorry
BRUCE BANNER WEARS BAGGY BADLY FITTING SLACKS SO THEY'RE LESS LIKELY TO BE DESTROYED WHEN HE HULKS OUT
I love how universities are presented in movies like they're some prestigious place of knowledge and not a cesspit of terrible people combined with rote learning and stupid pointless shit thats like being in school but worse
bruce banner revisiting the site of his trauma because he's a fuckin fool who hates letting himself be happy
LOL WAS THAT PRODUCT PLACEMENT FOR NORTON ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE WTF 2008 was wild
BRUCE BANNER IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY PASS IT ON
petition to bring betty ross back to the mcu thanks
DID BRUCE JUST SWALLOW A FULL SIZE MEMORY STICK
they're just casually driving a tank around a university campus wtf there are no bystanders whatsoever
Bruce eating that memory stick proves once and for all that he has literally no gag reflex
PISSED OFF AND READY FOR ROUND THREE
HOW DID ROSS BECOME SECRETARY OF STATE AFTER THIS SHIT SHOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S LIKE A TRUMP LEVEL TERRIBLE CABINET APPOINTMENT
this movie started out better than I expected but ...... this is just another shit cgi battle sequence where there's the Hero and the Bad Guy who is exactly the same as the hero but without their REDEEMING CHARACTER TRAITS its literally the same as the climax in iron man
like iron monger is less good evil version of iron man, abomination is a less good evil hulk, whiplash is also a less good evil version of iron man, red skull is a less good evil captain america 🙃🙃🙃
HULK SMASH !!!!
HELLO ANTHONY ❤❤❤
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE WERE PUTTING A TEAM TOGETHER

why is tony involved in the avengers at this point and then isnt involved in iron man 2
there you go. that was the incredibly average hulk, for your tweeting pleasure

next time, on sarah recaps the marvel cinematic universe, i offer unto thee iron man 2, a genuinely horrible film saved only by rhodey and natasha
the ultimate conclusion of this experience is me deciding 1) a definitive ranking of mcu movies worst to best and 2) deciding which phase has been the strongest so far

stay tuned, im ready to defend my choices
it's iron man 2 time. the mcu is well and truly in progress, bringing us nick fury, natasha romanoff and a brand new rhodey. let's go
who is letting tony hold press conferences tho like

tony: I called this press conference today to talk about the new direction of Stark Industries
*forty seconds later*
tony: and yES I LIKE FUCKING MEN AND WOMEN. THE TRUTH IS, I AM BISEXUAL.
rip to sam rockwell and mickey rourke for being in this movie tbh
movie is bad but soundtrack is popping
god tony has Issues hes fucking insufferable

who watches im2 and doesnt want to immediately give tony a hug and wrap him in a blanket
IS THAT KATE MARA WTF kate mara just served tony stark a subpoena
They like triple confirm that Don Cheadle is now Rhodey upon his entrance just to alleviate any and all confusion lmao
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PRIVATISED WORLD PEACE
tony hiding his fear of dying without a legacy to live up to his father's behind egotism and selfishness 👍👍
HELLO NATASHA ❤❤❤
"She did quite a spread on Tony last year."
"And she wrote a story as well."
tony looking directly into the camera/mirror and saying "do you have any other bad ideas?" before participating in the monaco grand prix is this entire franchise summed up in one line
WHO WATCHES THIS MOVIE AND DOESNT UNDERSTAND TONY IS PASSIVELY TRYING TO DIE THE WHOLE TIME
the SUITcase is awesome but takes WAY too long to assemble itself lbr
tony stark speaks fluent french 👍
this film had ALL the pieces to be good but it is not good who fuckin dropped the ball here
Sam Rockwell and Mickey Rourke look physically pained by this terrible script
nat weirdly hitting on tony makes me very uncomfortable
*laughing hysterically* GIVE ME A FAT BEAT TO BEAT MY BUDDY'S ASS TO
rhodey i know ur trying to help but this was not the way to do it
YOU WANNA BE A WAR MACHINE?? TAKE YOUR SHOT
DON'T 👏 GIVE 👏 YOUR 👏 FRIEND'S 👏 WEAPONS 👏 TECH 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 MILITARY 👏
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
Don't get too attached to things. Learn to let go.
TONYS DADDY ISSUES ARE SO FUCKING DEEP GOD DAMN IT HOWARD IS A FUCK
baby tony ruining howards film take is wholesome and tragic
WHAT IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY GREATEST CREATION IS YOU

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
tonys hair game is strong af in this movie
god fuck the shot of tony in the blue vibranium model is so fucking beautiful
coulsons face when tony uses the cap shield prototype to bump up a pipe is iconic
reminder that tonys dressing gown in this movie is was howards 👍
lol justin hammer is such a dick
pepper and natasha efficiently cutting through all the male bullshit 👍
omg its the kid they later decided was Peter Parker aww
ughhghjhj natasha is such a fucking badass
DROP YOUR SOCKS AND GRAB YOUR CROCS, WE'RE ABOUT TO GET WET ON THIS RIDE
could really use a film, any film, with more rhodey tbh
I THINK I DID OKAY??!!!????!
mmmmmmmmmm like i will stan the fuck outta pepperony bc pepper makes tony genuinely happy and safe and special and its pure and wholesome and wonderful
funny how annoying a little prick can be, isnt it?
throwback to when marvel movies only had one end credits scene
OKAY look iron man 2 is bad but it does provide enough tragic back story to carry tony through like eight movies and a lot of character growth so u know what 🖕
NEXT TIME, i bring you 2012's wet dream loki, shakespearean super hero movies and chris hemsworths buff arms

laterz
IT'S HAMMER TIME

welcome to asgard/new mexico
say what u want about this movie but asgard is stunning
tiny baby thor is the woooOOOOOooorst and tiny baby loki is a smug fuckin prick
tbh adult thor is the worst and adult loki is a smug fuckin prick

also hes PAINFULLY blond what was it w phase 1 and everyone being intensely blond
this movie is in general INCREDIBLY INTENSE i blame kenneth branagh it could be a stage adaptation of a dramatic intergalactic shakespeare tragedy
loki is sneaky af and thor is so fucking easy to play and HELLO HEIMDALL
loki's entire life and being is an angst fest and there's a solid reason why he was the only good marvel villain for almost a decade
the night king is a frost giant pass it on
loki torn between his love for his brother and his desire for respect and his own place in the world 👍👍
THOR JUST HAMMER FLEW THROUGH THAT THING'S MOUTH OMFG
the asgard bits are ruined by chris hemsworth, despite his best effort, being unable to hold his own against tom hiddleston and more notably anthony fuckin hopkins
darcy is indisputably the highlight of thor 1 and 2
tom hiddleston on the other hand is actually pretty convincing acting opposite anthony hopkins god hes sO GOOD

yoU COULD NEVER HAVE A FROST GIANT SITTING ON THE THRONE OF ASGARD
i love them awkwardly forcing in a hulk reference and at the time that was so cool and now you cant get through a marvel movie without seven other avengers arbitrarily popping up
i forgot about jasper sitwell

am i right in thinking he's secretly evil
I FORGOT CLINT WAS IN THIS MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!! CLINT WHAT A FUCKIN LEGEND
like the MCU is well and truly in play by this point but im not sure anyone outside of marvel foresaw the pure scale of it by avengers 3
honestly people shit on this movie its actually pretty good

also clint is so bummed he doesnt get to shoot anyone lmao i dont think the mcu ever figured out what it wanted to do with barton??? dude shoulda had a netflix show based off matt fraction comics 👍
coulson is a scary ass motherfucker in the early phase movies ngl
WHY ARE HIS EYES SO BLUE WHO PUT BRIGHT BLUE CONTACTS ON CHRIS HEMSWORTH
DO NOT MISTAKE MY APPETITE FOR APATHY
is that one of starks?
i dunno, that guy never tells me anything.
i completely forgot about the whole destroyer final battle its such nonsense it just an empty metal shell THIS IS NOT EMOTIONALLY SATISFYING
"son of coul" is literally the funniest line in this movie
the biggest tragedy of the thor trilogy specifically is that they had idris elba there the whole time and 1) underused him and 2) COVERED HIS FACE WITH A HELMET THE WHOLE TIME smh
mama frigg just slayed a frost giant what a fuckin hero
lokis scheme is so convoluted like ??? he lets the frost giants into asgard to save odin from laufey and then destroys jotunheim and tries to kill thor to prove he would be a good king ?????
THOR JUST CASUALLY PLACING MJOLNIR ON LOKIS CHEST IS HANDS DOWN THE CHILLEST TAKE DOWN IN THE MCU

and it says a lot about kenneth branaghs determination to treat this average superhero movie like the fuckin bard thats its NOT played for laughs
REMEMBER WHEN THOR DESTROYED THE BIFROST MEANING THAT HE COULDNT RETURN TO EARTH AND THEN EVERYONE JUST IGNORED THOR FREQUENTLY TRAVELLING BETWEEN ASGARD AND EARTH WHENEVER HE WANTS
thor actually has some of the best one movie character development in the mcu 👍
SUCH A WEIRD MOVIE

like its not good, but its also not bad. it serves decently as an origin but since its sequel was so shite its hard to give it the credit tbh

also the utter wastage of Natalie Portman is one of the MCU's biggest crimes
it's still bizarre to me how large a role selvig had in the avengers lol
BONUS TWEET this "road to the avengers" featurette from 2010 and rdjr has TERRIBLE hair, mark ruffalo looks confused AF and chris evans is at peak dorito
okay, thats me until probably friday, where I bring you my reactions to love of my life peggy carter, guilty crush howard stark, baby bucky barnes and OF COURSE, the modern classic that is "star spangled man with a plan"
IT'S TIME FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER AKA SARAH BEING THIRSTY ON MAIN
look away now if u want to avoid me dying over one of the most incredible women of all time, peggy carter (and by extension, hayley atwell)
sorry my laptop was having a Moment but PREPARE URSELVES FOR TERRIBLE CGI PRE SERUM STEVE
legit think I've only seen cap1 twice and i barely remember it im fully expecting to have unfairly judged its quality
A WILD DAVID BRADLEY APPEARS
BABY CGI STEVE THO IT'S SO BAD CHRIS EVANS' HEAD LOOKS SO WEIRD ON THE SKINNY BODY
BUCKY BARNES 2 THE RESCUE steve is so turned on by bucky in uniform
FORGOT JENNA COLEMAN IS BUCKYS DATE LMAO her american accent is weird
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ howard i wanna hate u but i cant
i forgot about toby jones !!!!!!!
PEGGY 😍😍😍 PUNCH THAT FUCKBOI
steve jumping on the grenade !! remember when the mcu was wholesome and not aggressive and depressing
"not a perfect soldier, but a good man"

ugh i admit it this movie is iconic until red skull shows up
lmao richard armitage

this movie has a stellar cast
would do unspeakable things for hayley atwell's jaw line
everyone wants to fuck steve when he gets out fuckin hell
steve using random objects as shields ❤❤❤❤
STAR SPANGLED MAN WIIIIIIIIIITH A PLAAAAAAAN

😂😂😂😂😂
this is The Most Iconic scene in the MCU, hands down
i need to rewind and watch it again
for ur viewing pleasure 😊😊
sensitive artist steve rogers !!!!
remember when Joss Whedon ruined Steve by making him a prissy goody two shoes bitch instead of a sassy badass motherfucker with a heart of gold
HE HAS THE AMERICAN FLAG ON HIS SHIELD ITS HARDLY COVERT
"yeah, i've knocked out adolf hitler over 200 times."
"I thought you were dead."
"..... I thought you were smaller."
bucky is the supportive cheerleader boyfriend everyone deserves
and i dont even ship it

(gimme bucky/tony all day long)
HEY NATALIE DORMER
how did i ever not like this film everyone is my type
BUCKY 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
so beautiful such a waste fuckin hydra justice for bucky barnes
hmmmmmmm i love peggy's trench coat a+++++ aesthetic
how useful would shuri's kinetic energy absorber stuff be for everyone in infinity war i hope she kits them all out lol
peggy takin time that they dont have to make out w steve is a fuckin mood
SOMEONE JUST GOT SHREDDED BY A PROPELLER
why do hydra weapons and tonys repulsors make the same sound effect when fired
m'gonna need a rain check on that dance

😭😭😭😭
god peggy is so good and its still a TRAVESTY they cancelled agent carter
explain why nick fury's fake 1940s hospital room is in the middle of times square
CHRISTOPHER MARKUS AND STEPHEN MCFEELY AREE CONSISTENTLY DOING THE BEST WORK IN THE MCU. NO ONE CAN WRITE STEVE ROGERS LIKE THEY CAN.

I AM READY TO ADMIT THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA IS A REALLY GOOD MARVEL MOVIE.
UM I JUST DISCOVERED IN THE CREDITS THAT /ALAN MENKEN/ WROTE AND PRODUCED "THE STAR SPANGLED MAN WITH A PLAN" AND THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
the post credit scene is literally a trailer for the avengers

not just an unsubtle advert. it's literally a literal trailer.
there are so many hype-y af avengers trailers and promos and stuff on these DVDs. avengers being marketed like THE CINEMATIC EVENT OF ALL TIME IN HISTORY FOR NOW AND FOREVER and now its like

wow. the avengers. six people. in one movie. groundbreaking.
okay, catch you at some point soon for "marvel's avengers assemble" straight up the worst movie name ever as we reminisce about the time before intricate cinematic crossover universes that you need a phd in to understand ever existed
maybe u thought id got bored or forgotten, but you were wrong. i have just been busy (watching hells kitchen) but now, avengers ASSemble *cue cool avengers theme*
wow it has been a LONG time since I saw this film

probably since my pre-age of ultron rewatch tbh (tho same w all phase 1 movies)
HELLO AGENT HILL PLS MARRY ME THANKS
"I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose."

still mad at 2012 tumblr and taylor swift for ruining tom hiddleston for the rest of us
every single loki line in this movie is utterly, incredibly quotable and perfectly delivered and this live tweet may just be me tweeting everything loki says
and being thirsty for agent hill 👍
as of right now, we are at war
.... what do we do

*cue avengers title card*

SHIT THAT'S SUCH A GOOD OPENING
nat beating up a bunch of people while tied to a chair is iconic

this whole movie is iconic
BRUCE MY PRECIOUS SON he looks so young and innocent awww why couldn't you LEAVE HIM ALONE, fury
didbuebso in literally just this first scene mark ruffalo puts a stamp of vulnerability on bruce banner that ed norton never could
".... i'm sorry, that was mean 😌😌"
steves biceps are bigger than my head
give yourself some credit. give yourself... 12% of the credit.
I forgot how many iconic quotes there are in this film?? I havent seen it in three years and yet can recite it at length
I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean... I was.... I was present... while you were unconscious.
okay but

how do people have a favourite avenger that ISN'T bruce banner
I need a distraction ......... and an eyeball
"In the end, you will always kneel."
"Not to men like you."
"There are no men like me."
"There are ALWAYS men like you."
"What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?"
"I'm not overly fond of what follows."

look joss whedon is trash and age of ultron is a shit movie but the dialogue in this film is everything
Shakespeare in the Park? 'Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?'

jfc its SO FUCKING QUOTABLE
as if no one is suspicious when loki doesnt try to run? like they left him for like 15 minutes all by himself wtf
that guys brain is a bagful of cats, you can smell crazy on him
have care how you speak. loki is beyond reason but he is of asgard and he is my brother
he killed eighty people in two days
... hes adopted
your work on anti-electron collisons is unparalleled and im a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster
look early unangsty science bros is wholesome and wonderful

tony and bruce just met and he invited him to hang in his personal lab 😍😍😍 love at first sight
tony is literally unashamedly unsubtley flirting with bruce okay how do people NOT SHIP THIS
the BEST line in this movie is buried in a lot of overlapping dialogue, when Bruce and Tony team up to BURN Steve Rogers w

"Captain America is on threat watch?"
"You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?"
THREAT. THAT WAS A THREAT. I FEEL THREATENED.
i wish people paid more attention to steve and tonys conflict in avengers instead just shipping them

the genius billionaire playing philanthropist scene is SO well done in offering their different ideas of what they fight for, of sacrifice, and the very essence of heroism
steve saying tony isnt the guy to make a sacrifice play and always thinks about and fights for himself and tony saying steve is nothing more than the effects of the serum is like the fundamentals of their entire conflict condensed into one exchange
also rip angsty bruce ily baby u deserve better

"sorry kids you don't get to see my party trick after all"
there are so many incredible secondary antagonists in this film its a shame the chitauri robot henchman battle is actually quite plain

marvel has always struggled w secondary antagonists and its part of the reason this film is so good tbh
tonys anger at being referred to as a soldier 💔💔
lol it took me like two years to realise the A left in the stark tower logo was the avengers A rip
ENVER GJOKAJ IS A POLICE OFFICER IN THE BATTLE OF NEW YORK SCENE LMAO i mean its enver gjokaj he is in every joss whedon property but still lol

love them whedon cameos
I mean ...... he's also Daniel Sousa from Agent Carter 👍
that's my secret cap.... im always angry

that is THE most iconic moment in the MCU to date
that random extra who from one scene in avengers got cast in joss' spontaneous hanging w my pals post avengers filming pre avengers post production 11 day much ado about nothing movie
which INCIDENTALLY is excellent, with amy acker and alexis denisof as beatrice and benedick

gr8 version of my fave shakespeare play
the world security council are BIZARRE their immediate response is ..... nuke midtown manhattan
TONY AND BRUCE GETTING INTO TONY'S CAR TO DO SCIENCE TOGETHER ❤❤❤❤ BOYS
also, Maria Hill 👍
the avengers is such a good movie and so well done honestly but the MCU is in such a different place now ??? can you imagine in 2012 thinking THE AVENGERS was on a small scale
oh hai thanos

THEY PUT THANOS IN THE MID CREDITS SCENE OF THE AVENGERS (2012) THIS IS THE MOST DRAWN OUT CINEMATIC EVENT IN HISTORY
anyway there you go there's the avengers. it's cheesy, it's probably too long, and it now looking back seems very small compared to how big it seemed at the time but you know what it's a fucking great movie and easily the most quotable marvel movie ever
phase 1, ranked:

6) iron man 2
5) the incredible hulk
4) thor
3) captain america: the first avenger
2) iron man
1) the avengers

i'm open to disputes but also this ranking is correct and uncontroversial
SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT I'M BACK prepare yourself it's iron man 3 time
yooooooo LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
shoutout to yinsen who deserves better and tonys id badge saying "you know who i am"
ugh i forgot about shane blacks unnecessary need to set all of his movies at christmas

THIS WAS RELEASED IN APRIL
why is no one distressed by the fact that the US military has a private iron man suit
*stage whisper* HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE WORM HOLE

ughfhdhsgh tony sweetheart 💔💔💔
ughhgh I have a lot of mixed feelings about Pepper and Tony and Pepper as Tony's support system and this movie physically hurts me okay
hes so deeply damaged by new york that he can't even fully acknowledge or understand it let alone pepper, and besides pepper has a right to live without being attacked by empty iron man suits
iron man 3 gets a bad deal tbh because it's quality is basically proportional to how much you care about tony

like if you deeply care about tony it goes from good to great
okay but.... tony taking on the mandarin because he feels he only has value as a saviour/ protector of the people 🙃🙃🙃
OKAY BUT TONY IS PRESUMED DEAD AND ???? NONE OF THE OTHER AVENGERS LIKE GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM OR PEPPER OR TRY TO HELP TAKE DOWN THE MANDARIN NOPE
"Is that all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."
MOM I NEED TO CALL YOU BACK SOMETHING MAGICAL IS HAPPENING
tony gently manipulating his fans to do stuff for him is my fave
this movie is really ableist w o w
is trevor slattery drinking red stripe
"Sir Laurence Oblivier" is an underrated pun okay
I FORGOT LINDEN ASHBY HAS LIKE TWO LINES IN THIS MOVIE
do american school buses actually stop outside everyones house
Reminder that the whole of Iron Man 3 is Tony sharing his trauma with Bruce 😊
OKAY THERE WE ARE see you in a few days to utterly eviscerate thor 2 which is a boring shitshow that the world could really do without
I put it off for as long as possible but if i dont watch it now im gonna get irredeemably behind so here goes...... thor 2..... at least it's on netflix lol
the dark elves look like low budget doctor who villains
imagine being the thor side characters (jane/erik/darcy as well as sif and the warriors three) and knowing that the only good thor movie is the one you got cut from

i dont even know thors dude squad's names
I FORGOT CHRIS O'DOWD WAS IN THIS FILM
why is a portal to a fuckin infinity stone in a shitty warehouse in london tho
literally nothing in this film makes sense
imagine having IDRIS ELBA as a hot mysterious dude in a cool helmet and wasting his potential this much tho
all of the good moments in this film are darcy being inappropriate
YOU CAN HEAR CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTONS NORTHERN ACCENT IN HIS DARK ELF LANGUAGE IM HOWLING
this conlang isnt developed enough for it to add anything to the worldbuilding, so the language difference is just frustrating and doesnt help the poor script at all
tom hiddleston and anthony hopkins are questioning the fuck outta their decisions to be a part of this film not even they can do much with this crappy dialogue

like say what u want about tom hiddleston but he acts circles around all the main marvel actors except probably rdjr
THE DARK ELVES ARE SO FORGETTABLE AND BORING

plus chris eccleston neither looks like himself nor not like himself leading to a confusing thing where your only reaction to malekith as a character is a hyperawareness that it is chris eccleston in a weird prosthetic
I CAN FEEL THE RIGHTEOUSNESS SURGING !!!!
lokis treachery is just ...... meh. like we get it. he's evil then he's good then he betrays thor then he's actually good then he's evil again, rinse and repeat

THIS ISN'T GOOD STORY TELLING
Thor gets on the tube at Charing Cross, the pervy lady tells him "this train, three stops" to get to Greenwich......... WHAT FUCKIN LINE IS THAT, MATE

CITYMAPPER SAYS YOU'RE TALKING SHIT, LADY
WHY WOULD THEY TRUST THE COLLECTOR WITH THE ETHER LMAO he's so clearly whacked sif did not think that through
ugh idk the best part of that film is when thor goes to janes house and hangs mjolnir on the coat hooks thats hilarious the rest of it is just badly executed sloppily plotted nonsense for the sake of fitting in another infinity stone
anyway, captain america: winter soldier next!! ive actually only seen it like two/three times and definitely remember that its brilliant more than i actually remember what happens so that'll be fun 👍 also, sam wilson, underrated legend, deserves better
HERE WE GO, ON UR LEFT
sam wilson is not only wholesome and wonderful and underrated af but also everything that steve needed to readjust to life 👍👍 good content top bros
part of the reason this film works so well is bc it gives its secret bad guys (sitwell, rumlow) some really kick ass moments at the start so u wanna like them

it's so good
"It's called compartmentalisation. Nobody spills the secrets because nobody knows them all."
"Except you."

aka the entire infinity war filming strategy lmao the russos taking their own advice
people think steve is humble and shit and yet he literally goes incognito to a museum exhibit about himself
WELL I COULDN'T LEAVE MY BEST GIRL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
it's still weird that steve gets with peggy's niece okay
BUCKY CATCHING STEVE'S SHIELD WITH HIS EVIL EYE MAKEUP 10/10
steve is smart and wildly wildly suspicious and people do not give him credit for his tactical and strategic mind (especially joss whedon lol) also this elevator scene is amazing and the shot of everyone on the floor is one of the best in the mcu
also joggers and a hoodie steve rogers is a Look god damn
"It's hard to find someone with shared life experiences."

EXCEPT BUCKY LOL
THE SHIELD HYDRA PLOT IS SO GOOD. HYDRA USING BUCKY TO KILL TONYS FATHER IS LIKE HALF THE PLOT THREADS IN THE MCU ALL DIRECTLY CONNECTED IN ONE GO.
why do they keep giving nat bad wigs
I FORGOT SENATOR STERN WAS HYDRA RIP
okay QUESTION that I may answer in due course.... besides name dropping for the sake of it, why is Stephen Strange listed as a threat to HYDRA? Like unless Doctor Strange takes place before CA:WS (which is possible but seems odd) he's just an arrogant but skilled surgeon lmao
also Steve and Nat don't know Stephen Strange so why would Sitwell specifically name him lol know ur audience
someone once set this Bucky fight scene to like a stupid song and it fit so well but I dont remember what it was 😔😔
omg nat throws like a tiny arc reactor at buckys arm to fuck with it using electromagnetism thats so cool
BUCKY ????
WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY

💔💔💔💔
ok im sorry but steve and bucky is pretty gay
"don't look at me. i do what he does, just slower"

sam is everything 10/10
"thank you, buck, but i can get by on my own"
"the thing is, you don't have to. im with you til the end of the line, pal"

I just made an embarrassing noise i forgot how sweet vintage 1940s bucky and steve were
oooh look its danny pudi i wonder which community actor is gonna be in infinity war (donald glover is mcu now so he doesnt count) (not that i think he will be in IW but)
the best thing about cap's powers is that he can easily jump from high places and land without dying like you'd never have to walk down stairs
how do marvel cast these films tho

robert redford is SO GOOD in this film
ON YOUR LEFT steve is such a troll and sam is so done
there's a LOT of foreshadowing to civil war in this film hmmm
SUCH A GOOD FILM but also lots of bits I "remembered" turns out are actually in civil war lol i haven't seen winter soldier in a lonngggg time (why didnt i rewatch it before civil war seems like an odd choice hmmm)
LMAO REMEMBER QUICKSILVER AND HOW BAD AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON'S ACCENT WAS

i actually really like elisabeth olsen as wanda but she hasnt had the screen time or characterisation of late 😔
now buckys gone incognito to a museum exhibit about himself lol they're peas in a pod

SEBASTIAN STAN IS SO GOOD LIKE HE IS BRINGING IT TO SUCH A CRUCIAL ROLE
and there we have cap 2. next up, gotg. maybe tomorrow bc i got behind while I was at home whoops
i remember going to see gotg in the cinema with kristin and jess and knowing literally nothing about it except that it was apparently hilarious and we were SO CONFUSED while watching the genuinely devastating opening scene like I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COMEDY
what the fuck does peter's grandad think when the kid has just like completely disappeared the very moment after his DAUGHTER DIED
I'm legit not convinced that the guardians and avengers will work properly at all..... the tone is so different?? Like i see it with thor but I'm worried they'll try to make it too funny w the others and it won't click
I FORGOT ABOUT EMMETT SCANLAN AWWW now i wanna watch in the flesh
hench chris pratt will never not be incredible and hilarious
I like that they are completely changing Thanos' appearance every film wtf he's like lavender purple in this
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast; I would catch it."
GROOT GROWING A FLOWER IN HIS HAND IS SO WHOLESOME
gamora is so good and also hot
He says that... that he's an a-hole, but he's not, and I'm quoting him here, one hundred percent a dick.
GROOTS PHOPHERESCENT SPORES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL RIP
WE. ARE. GROOT. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
idk like I love gotg but for some reason have seen it a legit ridiculous amount of times that I'm like infused by it any more??? whatever its good tho

question what happens to the ether when the orb explodes the collectors museum ??? is it okay
REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS PUMPED FOR AN AGE OF ULTRON POST CREDITS SCENE AND THEN INSTEAD THEY GAVE US..... HOWARD THE DUCK
age of ultron, or: tony is doing his best and is just trying to help OKAY hes TRYING to give all the avengers their lives back because he FEELS RESPONSIBLE even tho the avengers is the closest thing he has to a FAMILY
HE'S SACRIFICING HIS FAMILY BECAUSE HE WANTS THE OTHER AVNGERS TO BE HAPPY GIVE TONY A FUCKING BREAK 2K18

at least in death he'll be free from ur bullshit
UGH remember when joss whedon completely ruined HIS OWN CHARACTERISATION of every avenger 🙃
honestly the iron legion 100% sums up everything that tony doesnt understand about humanity and the like, literal concept of fear
Hulk turning back to Bruce is like such an A+++ piece of acting like the pain and anger and disappointment and Mark Ruffalo does an amazing job and is totally underappreciated in these films
CUE TONYS PTSD FUELLED NIGHTMARE SCENARIO OF HIS FRIENDS ALL DEAD AND DYING STEVE SAYING "YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO MORE?"

BUT NO!! ONLY BUCKYS ACTIONS ARE PUT IN CONTEXT OF HIS MH!! TONY IS JUST RECKLESS AND ARROGANT!! this literally drove me off tumblr
"hes fast and shes weird"
i slate this movie constantly but there are some amazinggggg science bros moments
HOW DO PEOPLE WATCH AOU AND NOT SHIP TONY/BRUCE I DON'T??????? the MCU fandom is literally the worst
UGSHGSHSHH THAT WEIRD NAT BRUCE ROLEPLAY BAR THING IT'S SO FUCKING CRINGE WORTHY KILL ME
I think my problem with Steve in this film is you see him comfortable enough in a modern world with modern values in Winter Soldier and JW's script is all ~just got out the ice what is this world~ shtick which works in Avengers 1 but definitely does not work here
ALSO that bruce "oh no my face fell in ur titties" natasha moment is like the worst thing to ever happen in the mcu
"what dialect?"
"wakanada?? wa-wa-wakanda??"

hey look its ulysses klaue
UGHHH PEGGY CARTER LIGHT OF MY LIFE
the clint's home life interlude makes me VERY worried for clints wife and kids in IW like .... u know they gonna die and clint is going out for revenge
never forget that not being able to have children makes you a monster, courtesy of joss whedon 🙃🙃🙃
I COULD CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU AND NEVER CHANGE A SHADE
remember how good vision was in AOU and how pointless he was in CW
honestly give me rhodey to the rescue in every mcu movie

more rhodey pls
ATJ's accent is so horrible I'm glad Pietro dies lmao
Jeremy Renner should get more appreciation for how beefy his arms are
hawkeye deserves a fucking amazing arc in IW/Av4 because jeremy renner hasn't had enough to do in the MCU and he's so good and like justice for jeremy renner
must be so annoying for UEA students to not be able to access that cool building whenever the Avengers show up
NOW THANOS IS LIKE ELECTRIC BLUE LMAO HE CHANGES COLOUR EVERY TIME HE POPS UP rip that film was so average

also wtf it has a post-graphics credits scene but not an END end credit scene wtf marvel
SORRY im going straight into ant-man bc i got behind while i was home and there's less than two weeks til IW

1980s power suit peggy carter is Good Content and scott lang is wholesome and i love him
Luis lip-syncing his story about where his tip came from is such a golden bit of directing
and all the ant sized scott scenes are beautifully done like rip how BRILLIANT would this movie have been under edgar wright's direction
"Are you looking for my daddy? Well, I hope you don't catch him."

scotts daughter is a savage little fucker and i love her
the script for this is 60% science technobabble mumbo jumbo and i love it
SAM WILSON WHAT A SWEETHEART

"its really important to me that cap never knows about this"
ant-man is INCREDIBLY underrated ?? the writing, the direction, the action is slick and well executed even with a last minute change of director its so good
AAAAAND THAT'S PHASE 2, ranked:

6) thor: the dark world
5) avengers: age of ultron
4) iron man 3
3) ant-man
2) guardians of the galaxy
1) captain america: the winter soldier

this was tough bc im3 and ant-man are good for different reasons but this is what im going with
cannot believe its been two years since civil war came out ??? also cant believe there have been like six more movies since civil war swear a marvel movie comes out every three weeks these days
omg forgot about the big snapchat filter style location tags lmao i hate them
remember when they made THREE different crossbones pop vinyls for his ten minute stint in this film
YOUR PAL YOUR BUDDY YOUR BUCKY
TINY TONY hes so obnoxious and grumpy ugh this film is pure emotional pain

SAY SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL REGRET IT.
alfre woodard is excellent in this scene and it's absolutely savage and plays into every one of tonys insecurities and GOD DAMN IT MY BOY NEEDS HELP
UGH FUCKING SECRETARY ROSS FUCK OFF this is an almost perfectly crafted film i will hear nothing bad said about it
personally offended by Ross saying Bruce's name out loud tbh
117 COUNTRIES WANNA SIGN IT. 117 SAM, AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE NO IT'S COOL WE GOT IT

i hope we get some strong allied sam/rhodey action in IW i feel they'd be good buds if they weren't fighting each other
STEVE ROGERS CARRYING PEGGY'S COFFIN GOODBYE

"Compromise where you can, but where can't, don't. ... Even when the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye and say no--you move."
T'CHALLAAAAAAA

"Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred." lmao hands up if u know people who could do with better understanding this
I like that steve rolls up 2 buckys place in full captain america regalia lmao have u heard of going incognito
my sexuality is bucky grabbing and flipping that motorbike
"... so you like cats?"
"OH REALLY you two knew each other?? he never mentioned that. maybe only a thousand times. ... GOD i hated you."

look the history and conflict between tony and steve is handled so well in avengers and civil war and SO BADLY in age of ultron
SEB STAN HAS ONE OF THE MOST CHALLENGING ROLES IN THIS FRANCHISE AND HIS WORK AND TALENT IS UNDERAPPRECIATED BY THE WORLD AT LARGE he was also phenom in i, tonya just saying
did we ever get to the bottom of natasha's "you could at least recognise me"?? is the assumption still KGB related
WHY WAS THERE A SECURITY CAMERA ON THIS RANDOM COUNTRY ROAD
PETER i almost forgot peter was in this film hes so sweet i love him but hes very bad at picking up tonys unsubtle hints
"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen... they happen because of you."

THIS MOVIE HAS SUCH GOOD DIALOGUE OKAY
IT'S STILL WEIRD STEVE AND SHARON KISS SHES UR DEAD EX GIRLFRIEND'S NIECE
"I know you know a lot of super people so thinks for thanking of me!"

I adore Scott but it makes no sense that he'd risk jail AGAIN and being separated from Cassie for this nonsense fight he has literally no skin in
"You couldn't have done that earlier?"
"I hate you."

i like that sam and bucky became best friends almost immediately im here for their bromance
give me at least five minutes in IW of awkward apologies between all the random people who hardly know each other beating each other up

peter and tchalla are literally nutting people they've NEVER MET
HEY GUYS YOU EVER SEE THAT REALLY OLD MOVIE, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK??
jesus tony how old is this guy
I dont know i didn't carbon date him???
RHODEY 💔💔💔 god there are like three or four utterly outstanding shots in this film and tony over rhodeys body is one of them
Zemo's entire plan, from the bomb in Vienna, framing Bucky, the psychologist, the power outage, getting Steve Bucky and Tony to Siberia...... all to.... tear apart the avengers..... IT'S SO CONVOLUTED
People blame Tony for doing exactly what Zemo wants him to do but HE JUST FOUND OUT BUCKY ASSASSINATED HIS PARENTS WHO AS WE KNOW HE HAS A V COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP W BUT EVERYONE FORGETS HOW MUCH HE LOVED HIS MOM OKAY DUDE IS MESSED TF UP
I'm all for Steve trying to stop him, and for Bucky fighting back, but like Tony is angry and rightfully upset and yes Steve should try to stop him doing something he would regret but he LITERALLY JUST BEATS THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
WHEN TONY SAYS THE SHIELD DOESN'T BELONG TO STEVE AND HES DESPERATE TO UNDERMINE HIM IN ANY WAY AND ITS SO PETTY AND STEVE JUST /DROPS IT AND WALKS OFF/ my god
I'm so hyped for the aftermath of this in IW like I hope they don't cop out of the emotional and interpersonal consequences ??? gonna be so mad about a "well we have to come together to beat the big bad space guy" bullshit i wanna see ANGST and GROWTH
"We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine."

honestly i used to find steve so annoying on principle but my respect and appreciation for him has grown exponentially in recent times
(stony shippers still need to get the fuck out tho) (give me bucky/tony ANYDAY)
really interested in how bucky and tchallas arcs intertwine in the next few years tbh?? gotta assume its gonna be a primary thread of post IW mcu

ANYWAY thats civil war done. SO GOOD. it's a struggle to see how they can make IW better, not juggling so much ??
SORRY I GOT BEHIND SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIT OF A RUN THIS WEEK

haven't seen doctor strange since it came out in cinemas 18 months ago and just had to take the plastic wrapping off the DVD lmao what a weird feeling ?? anyway let's go
special effects in this are already too much. it's like inception dialled up so high that your brain cant actually process what you're seeing so it's just some whacky moving shapes, totally loses its effect
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH'S ACCENT IS TERRIBLE IT'S VALLEY GIRL CHEERLEADER STEREOTYPE AWFULNESS AND IS PAY BACK FOR MANY YEARS OF TERRIBLE FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS IN MOVIES
remember when we all thought benedict cumberbatch was an amazing actor and then it turned out he's a good actor who just plays the exact same role in literally everything hes ever done
fucking stephen is INTOLERABLE and i have a bone deep need for Shuri to put him in his fucking place in Infinity War tbh my girl will not put up with this BULLSHIT
everyone said this movie was great when it came out and i thought it was average but like.... so far its not even average its just bad everyone is annoying and stephen is an absolute cock with literally no redeeming qualities
im sorry tilda swinton isnt even GOOD in the role fdkossh its so fuckin gross
this astral void whatever drug trip sequence goes on for WAY too long and is just a worse version of the sub atomic sequence in ant-man
I'm literally just here for Chiwetel Ejiofor tbh once at work I saw him hanging out w Bill Nighy at his house thats p cool
someone tried really hard to put jokes in this script and like none of them are funny
idk i have a lot of concerns about how familiar marvel are expecting the audience to be with the mythology if infinity stones for IW?? bc like u don't want it dumbed down but it needs to be accessible to ppl without a phd in mcu studies lmao
what's with bad guys being like "AND THEN I WILL HAND A WEAPON TO AN UNKNOWN ALL POWERFUL DICTATOR WHO WILL ??? DO GOOD THINGS" are u listening 2 urself caecilius
christine palmer deserves a better story line than this weak ass pops up to be the love interest/save stephens life when convenient
the inception style special effects are cool but ..... they just dont add anything??? its way too hard to take in so you can't actually appreciate what you're looking at like you can in inception lmao
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DRAMATIC LONG ASS MONOLOGUES
somehow everyones performance in this film is wasted
I mean full respect to Stephen for being self aware enough to know the prospect of being stuck with him for eternity would make even the most evil magic dictator give up
also respect to dormammu for repeatedly killing Stephen Strange, relatable content, i hope he dies in IW hes annoying af
you just KNOW there's gonna be an unnecessary ego science-off between tony and stephen..... why not give us COLLABORATIVE SCIENCE between tony and bruce and shuri and peter
OMG I HOPE SHURI MEETS PETER THEY'D BE SUCH GOOD SCIENCE BUDS
hopefully thanos kills stephen to get the time stone, the first death of the revolution

i will cheer from my seat
that was boring and not very good sorry bout it
I've noticed the post credit scenes are getting increasingly ??? plot heavy?? like they are essentially deleted scenes from the next movie
oh thats why i had it in my head mordo was evil huh anyway that was a v e r a g e at best sighhhhh the climax is Appalling
next up, gotg 2, absolute proof that even after all this time marvel can still ruin an almost perfect thing with a lazy and contrived sequel for no discernable reason 🙃
okay I'm rlly tired so I might end up finishing this in the morning but ah well

ready for the third in four marvel movie where they use the same de-aging tech lol
the opening sequence with the enormous elaborate and expensive fight scene going on in the background while tiny groot dances to ELO is A M A Z I N G
idk all the jokes are like.... easy funny?? its all poop jokes and surface level humour
I CAN STILL HEAR YOU SAYIN YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN what a banger
TAAAAASEEEEERFAAAACEEEEE!!! IT'S METAPHORICAL
groot repeatedly bringing back random fucking objects is so funny
nah okay im too tired im gonna finish this in the morning I can feel myself nodding off 😔 see u in the am, folks
I'M BACK AFTER 10 HOURS SLEEP lets do this

why is gamora wearing futuristic space high heels that seems impractical
the cinematography and colour palette on ego is stunning this film is beautifully designed
I'M GONNA MAKE SOME WEIRD SHIT
YO YONDU... DO YOU HAVE ANY TAPE
why does nebula fall faster than gamora when the difference in their surface areas is negligible
does no one on earth remark on the big blue blob absorbing half of missouri?? do we care about the south so little
guardians of the galaxy 1 is the only film in the mcu that benefits from the infinity stone macguffin and honestly its LOST without it
It's called a Zune. It's what everyone's listening to on Earth these days. Its got three hundred songs on it.

.... three HUNDRED?
was that hela
apparently it's not hela its just a random woman who looks EXACTLY like hela why bother ??
is this the one that has twenty six thousand post credit scenes
ive watched spiderman homecoming VERY recently but hey im committing and this is the home stretch now guys ❤❤
tony stark funding the 'department for damage control' feels like a self fulfilling prophecy lmao
DIDBSISBSIS WHY IS THIS SET EIGHT YEARS AFTER THE AVENGERS I HATE THIS??? DID AVENGERS NOT TAKE PLACE IN 2012? OR IS THIS FILM WEIRDLY SET IN THE FUTURE
peters lil home made vid is hilarious i love that he's vlogging MID BATTLE tom holland is so good
conspiracy theory: when martin starr's cameo in the incredible hulk as a student at culver graduated, he became a teacher and now teaches peter 👍
"Today, my good friend... your gym teacher, will be conducting the Captain America challenge!"
"Pretty sure this guy is a war criminal now but I have to show you these videos, it's required by the state."
zendaya is everything tbh
DUDE IS SELLING DONALD GLOVER A GUN MADE FROM ULTRON'S ARM
and this ferris bueller reference literally lampshaded by him running past someone /watching ferris bueller/
as soon as spider man shows up in dc it has to be blindingly obvious to everyone involved that it is peter
"Take it from a guy who was frozen for sixty five years ... the only way to be cool is to follow the rules."

chris evans had so much fun filming these
"I just wanted to be like you!"
"Well, I wanted you to be BETTER!"

😭😭😭😭
FINALLY PEPPER RETURNS TO THE MCU at long last
ugh that's such a wonderful film, and perfectly balanced between solo exploits and existing comfortably in a shared universe 👍 plus tom holland is a perfect peter parker
thor: ragnarok is so conflicting bc like ... thor's character completely changes from all the other movies and its disconcerting but also .... it's an entertaining film so like .... do i let the gas leak year personality change slide ???
everyone in the cinema: ?? is that matt damon
how do the asgardians not realise that isn't odin lmao what

also ANTHONY HOPKINS AS LOKI AS ODIN IS INCREDIBLE LMAO
Loki's black suit with black shirt and black tie Midgard outfit is 10/10 and Benedict Cumberbatch's terrible fake American accent sounds way worse next to Chris Hemsworth's solid fake English one (and Tom Hiddleston's v smooth lovely real English accent)
I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES
I will miss Loki when he inevitably gets splatted by Thanos in the opening act of Infinity War
mad respect for hela for killing two of the warriors three immediately because they are pointless and I literally dont know their names so whats the point
and there goes the third warrior dude (where is sif in this film I know she's in a couple of agents of shield episodes is she on earth?????)
"I tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets, so no-one turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate."

tag urself
honestly korg is the highlight of this film and everything is made funnier by the fact thats basically taika waititi's real voice
i rlly like the slight redesign of the hulk cgi for this film it looks so much better than in age of ultron
totally unnecessary hulk butt alert
BRUCE WEARING TONY'S CLOTHES AND ASKING IF TONY IS THERE SCIENCE BROS CONFIRMED
HOW MANY PHDS DOES HULK HAVE? ZERO. HOW MANY PHDS DOES BANNER HAVE? SEVEN!
I like that this film is self aware about how predictable Loki's betrayals are 😂
valkyrie is so good and tessa thompson is a hero
side note: im v down for heimdall is/has the soul stone theory if only bc idris elba needs more screen time dude is FINE
I actually enjoyed that way more the second time round ?? The first time I found it way too joke-heavy and felt not enough happened but ... strong performances, entertaining, good script and Taika Waititi lol it's a solid entry
look loki has the tessaract, thanos' big ass ship appears in this end credit scene, loki has already lost thanos the mind stone in an attempt to get him the space stone... assuming IW picks up where ragnarok left off, I really don't think loki is going to survive long lmao
prepare urself for tom hiddleston to officially become 100% irrelevant in modern society
JUST ONE LEFT GUYS CANT BELIEVE IN 48 HOURS TIME I WILL BE WATCHING AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR AND THIS TWITTER FEED HORROR SHOW WILL BE OVER
Okay we're T-24 hours out from the biggest event in cinema history, I've found a not totally horrible copy of Black Panther, and this time tomorrow your feeds will be free from inane comments on a decade's worth of Marvel movies. In the meantime... Wakanda forever. Let's go.
I could watch Sterling K Brown all day he's so good in literally everything he touches
shuri is everything and i need her and peter to become the next generation of science bros thanks
I really like Killmonger's shearling denim jacket it's a Look
shuri raising her hand to challenge for the throne ❤❤❤ what a sweetheart i love her
M'BAKU MORE LIKE MMMMMMMMM'BAKU everyone in this film is so fine its actually a joke
this takes place immediately after CW but like do the wakandans know that he like got involved in a petty internal skirmish with the avengers for a bit before he went home

like i feel nakia would be like ???? dude
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE
you don't like my royal sandals?
said it before will say it again, i hope shuri kits everyone out with kinetic energy absorbing suits bc that shit would be handy lmao
the subtitles for the non english dialogue are in spanish rip no idea whats going on
"IT'S A VIBRANIUM CAR, YOU IDIOTS. THE BULLETS WON'T PENETRATE."
everett ross is SUCH an idiot it's legit embarrassing
"Great! Another broken white boy for us to fix."
Killmonger's ancestral plane scene is devastating tbh
... I'm kidding! We are vegetarians.
hate 2 say this bc i love him but daniel kaluuya is the weak point of this movie and his character doesnt really make sense
GOD black panther is so good. a near perfectly crafted movie with consistent internal logic and a proper fucking villain 👍
THERE WE GO. WE DID IT GUYS. WE MADE IT. this time tomorrow ill be half way through IW and like maybe crying who knows ??? im ready and also not ready at all
first, phase 3 (so far) ranked:

6) doctor strange
5) guardians of the galaxy vol. 2
4) thor: ragnarok
3) spider-man: homecoming
2) captain america: civil war
1) black panther

it's been fun, guys
BONUS as i promised many weeks back, my Definitive Ranking is as follows:
OKAY GUYS IT'S THE BIG ONE. THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME. YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY TOLERANT/SUPPORTIVE ❤ SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
OH MY FUCKING SWEET MTOEHRFUCKI NG MOTHRR OF JESUS
GET YOUR ASS TO THE CINEMA
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S THE BEST MARVEL FILM. IT'S PROBABLY NOT. BUT THE SCALE OF IT IS LITERALLY OUT OF THIS WORLD AND IT WILL LITERALLY HAVE YOU TOO FUCKED UP TO EVEN CRY
MVPs: RDJR as ever, Tom Holland, Zoe Saldana
Special mention: Peter Dinklage 👍
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