Ashley Feinberg @ashleyfeinberg

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sorry I was on a plane, but now that I've landed please allow me to say, once again: my name is Paul Manafort and I fucking love crimes

honestly proud of our boy paul for saying to hell with the consequences and doing what he loves (he loves crimes)

dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt, and do crimes like there's absolutely no way your guy will ever win the presidency because come on who are we kidding

we joke but Paul is walking into a meeting with his lawyer right now carrying two giant burlap sacks marked with money symbols and refusing to open them but swearing they're just full of laundry

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