"Hi, Spleve."
"My name's Steve."
"OH SO YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY 'SPLEVE' ANYMORE HUH."
"It's just that my name is—"
"Stop this obsession over identity."
"It's my N—"
"Everyone's sensitive. We all have to walk around on tiptoe."
"MY. NAME. IS."
"This makes me want to call you Spleve."
"My name's Steve."
"OH SO YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY 'SPLEVE' ANYMORE HUH."
"It's just that my name is—"
"Stop this obsession over identity."
"It's my N—"
"Everyone's sensitive. We all have to walk around on tiptoe."
"MY. NAME. IS."
"This makes me want to call you Spleve."
DEMocrats just need to be the SMARTEST person in the room, and if you're just too STUPID to realize it, then you get ERASED. Now they want to CONTROL who gets called 'Spleve.' Um, I THINK the last person to control NAMES was named 'Chairman Mao.' What do YOU think, SEAN? 
Is there a war on Spleve? OF COURSE THERE'S A WAR ON SPLEVE. Liberals can't wait to get their fingers ruining anything that normal Americans think is fun. When I was a kid, you LOVED going to school and making Spleve decorations. Now? NO WAY.
"Why can't I say 'Spleve' if I hear one of *them* singing 'Spleve' in song? I love to sing 'Spleve'! Spleve Spleve Spleve, Why isn't anybody looking at me right now? weird oh well I'm going to keep on talking though, and then end with a laugh hahahahaa"
"And now these liberal Pinheads want to change the name of the Cincinnati Spleves? Look, I grew up near Cincinnati. I loved the Spleves. I wore all their gear. We did Spleve chants. IT WAS LOVE. Can love be offensive? No! It can't! End of story."
