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My timeline lost some colorful characters this year.

Please join me in recognizing the fallen... and feel free to add your own.

The macadamia farming whackadoo, Roseanne Barr, cancelled me... but ABC returned the favor so it all evens out.
Bill, I’m sorry I compared you to a port-a-potty. It wasn’t personal. You’re just full of sh**.
Scott Baio?

Naw, he didn’t block me.
...but his wife did.

Nothing makes sense in that household.

Dana came out guns ablazin’... but then beat a hasty retreat.

So much for standing her ground...
Former White House meathead, Seb Gorka, joined the departed after an innocent observation.

Is it really my fault his head is as big as Jupiter? That’s just science.
Conservative Pokémon Charlie Kirk blocked me for asking him why ducks float but rocks don’t... I guess I stumped him.
I mean, this one practically jumped in the boat...
His dad was a surprise though.

If I collect his mom, I have the whole set!

I assume you get a gift cert to a hipster coffee shop for that.
A recent addition - and a personal fave... Pending indictee Jerome Corsi.

If 2019 is good to me, I’ll add many more Mueller casualties!
But enough about me...

Who joined your “blocked by” collection this year?
Whoops, I forgot a few.

The People Who Blocked Me - 2018 Year in Review rolls on!

Street Fighty McGee blocked me.

Chuck Woolery sent me packing without a single parting gift.

The guy reminds me of an old leather catcher’s mitt - if catcher’s mitts were slightly racist and had twitter accounts.

That’s on you, Chuck.
Speaking of baseball, right wing font of nutbaggery, Curt Schilling, blocked me for suggesting he’d lose a debate with a bloody sock.

Most socks agree.
Mike Cernovich blocked me for merely asking if his childhood birthday parties were lightly attended.

But we’re the snowflakes...
Then there were the flip-floppers...

Jake Tapper blocked me but then unblocked me.

How will I learn to trust like that, Jake?

Don Lemon would never toy with my heartstrings like that.
Louise Mensch blocked me and then unblocked me to tell me she blocked me.

Then she blocked me again.

Then she told people I was either Steve Bannon or Russian... or a Russian Steve Bannon maybe?

That’s all quite normal.
Last but not least, Jerry Falwell, Jr. blocked me.

I may have asked him if taking a poolboy up on his private jet was his idea of “bringing him closer to God”.

Hey, I’m not the one running a flying cabana.
Okay, I think that just about wraps up the notables.

If you didn’t add your “Blocked By Memorials” above, feel free to add them here.

Gone but not forgotten.
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