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It’s hilarious that people who are allowed bodyguards that can carry theses weapons also don’t want you to have them. NOT. ONE. INCH.

Sadly all my guns were lost in a boating accident.
If you think I’m going to allow people that literally know nothing about guns tell me what I should be allowed to own you have another thing coming.

Sadly the sea now owns my weapons. Stupid boats. :(
Why do boats hate the 2nd amendment?!
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