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In which my asshat neighbors decided to be complete drunken fecalwads by rolling a giant #sandstone boulder in front of my car, but forgot that I am a tiny #geologist who has access to a VERY loud auto-chipper at 7:30 am: a story in 4 pictures.
#problemsolving #NowICanWrite

WHOA. I had NO idea this was going to blow up so much!! I’m glad my fit of tiny red-headed rage made y’all’s day!!
🥰

Update: All is quiet. Neighbors have deserted the premises. I am thoroughly enjoying a cup of tea. 🥰

Neighbor update: I have made eye contact w/ 2 of the guys. One gave me a nod, and the other looked at me with wide eyes like I’m a madwoman.
I’d like to think that we have reached a mutual understanding.

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