hmmm i wonder if theres chamelons in the Bible

woah there are!

[rush to check the verse]

the Bible: dont eat chamelons

oh okay...

hmmm i wonder if theres bats in the Bible

woah there are!

[rush to check the verse]

the Bible: dont eat bats

oh okay...

hmmm i wonder if th
wow my phone mis-autocorrected one of my favorite words (chameleon, from khamai - leon literally earth lion) twice. classic illuminati
its really a tragedy that the etymology of chameleon isnt chroma-leon ie color lion, such a fail
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