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already gave up drinking smoking eating anything sketchy and sugar so for lent im gonna give up being a bitch about it
i dont even eat fruit anymore. honestly the most decadent things i have are greek yogurt and coffee. not trying to brag but i like to contribute to the environment where we bully each other into bettering ourselves so, get on my level
to be clear: i am not universally anti-fruit. just doesnt fit what im doing right now
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owen cyclops 👺🧠
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everyone needs to watch a documentary called “house of numbers”
unfortunately just checked out the wiki page for this film

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wiki: this person is an evil stupid AIDS-denier
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