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I’m glad St. Patrick’s Day is over and we no longer have to pretend we like the Irish.

I mean, I’m half Irish and STILL can’t stand those potato lovers.
Oh, here’s a wee clover to put in your hair lass. UGH
Would you like a wee potato with your potatoes? -The Irish
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