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Twas the night before Horowitzmas and all through the House

Not a Democrat was stirring, not even the soused.

Their subpoenas were served on all whom they dared,

In hopes that the Orange Grinch would soon testify there.

When I on my Twitter & Mama in pure ire...
Had just seen Joe Biden bragging he got a Prosecutor fired.

He confessed, “Son of a Bird! I never knew Hunter my Rednosed crackhead got so rich.”

Working for Burisma, along with Kerry, Pelosi and a few who will get stitched.
“Stitches for snitches!” He grinned with a nod standing tall.

Not the best slogan for any candidate.

But near perfect pitch with the right running mate?

On Comey, on Schiffer, dash away Corn Pop, and Brennan.

Not just a threat but a promise; Merry Horowitzmas to all!
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