Not a Democrat was stirring, not even the soused.
Their subpoenas were served on all whom they dared,
In hopes that the Orange Grinch would soon testify there.
When I on my Twitter & Mama in pure ire...
He confessed, “Son of a Bird! I never knew Hunter my Rednosed crackhead got so rich.”
Working for Burisma, along with Kerry, Pelosi and a few who will get stitched.
Not the best slogan for any candidate.
But near perfect pitch with the right running mate?
On Comey, on Schiffer, dash away Corn Pop, and Brennan.
Not just a threat but a promise; Merry Horowitzmas to all!