Thread by @JaredRizzi

Should I live-tweet this all-day Lamaze class y/n

We got here early and have seen the pre-roll intro PowerPoint 4 times

It includes the Mission Impossible theme.

This goes til 5.

Most of the clip art has not been updated since Windows 95.

help

Less than 30 mins in and we just played our first game

There is not enough coffee

Oh, stress is bad?
That's good to know.

The gender norms of this presentation are not up-to-date

Apparently making jokes about gnawing the umbilical cord are not welcome in this relationship

"if you have a trickle and you're not sure what it is,"

I just learned the word "meconium"

Bring snacks for everyone

Duh

There was a quiz

Oh now there's another game

when do we get to the means of production

The back massagers are out

Back from lunch break

When you plan filler content to accommodate late stragglers

You make me resent being an on-time person

The booklet is v helpful

nope nope nope

Bishop's Score to determine induction chances is more complicated than THAC0

Ok just watched the epidural video and that was intense

One of the partners in the class here today is a doctor and he has offered several corrections

Ok now she's asking the doctor definitional questions

All my confidence is gone

Now a plush baby is being pulled repeatedly through a plastic pelvic bone

Cephalopelvic Disproportion? Just tell me my kid has a big head.

Still going

Last dispatch from All Day Lamaze:

The class ended with two students demonstrating "birth" of a ping pong ball out of an inflated balloon

One guy did it before she finished saying go and the "baby" flew clear across the room.

This broke me

@Nicole_Cliffe I thought of you a lot during this class

Choosing to see #Frozen2 tonight as a palate cleanser was a good idea