HOUR 3: "You know who had a rough shake? The neighbor in Home Improvement. Never saw his face”
HOUR 8: “I always said Pluto shouldn’t be a planet. Too cold. Then all the scientists say 'oohhh we can’t listen to Donald Trump. He didn’t go to planet school.' But guess what? Now Pluto isn’t a planet. So you get Pluto”
DAY 2: “They took me out of Home Alone. In Canada. How do you take someone out of a movie? They never called me. I never heard from Macaulay. Macaulay never called me and said HELLO DONALD TRUMP I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE MOVIE. Never got a call. That's ok”
