Thread by @ElakanDraws

Most of the elf hentai doujins made are by actual elven women who live a very conservative looking life but actually desire and fantasize up to a fetishistic extent several liters of semen flowing inside them where gently or by force.

and several liters is already a low estimate

Now, I can't say were exactly but there are legitimate news articles here that talk about how elven womenprefer human men

female high elves

royal female high elves

on actual news articles

i'm dead serious

Contrary to popular belief, orcs don't really have much difference in semen volume compared to humans once you factor in diet, health and other controllable variables sure there are extremes but would you really count that as the norm?

Also orcs don't really masturbate if at all

Alraunes have very decent acupunctural and other traditional medicine skills despite not being classically Chinese and are worse market disruptors than white people opening up "dimsum, cake and coffee" cafes

tch.

Do not believe the rumors, reptilian people can still see you even if you don't move. You think you had good sense of smell? They literally wont go near sweaty people unless they absolutely have to...Or unless they have a sweat drinking kink.

You can figure that part out.

Never trust a Dryad nor Druid, anything they do at any time is most likely a plot to further agendas by BigWeed to get you to smoke the devil's lettuce.

Remember the Hippy movement? Druids and Dryads.

Weed in pop culture? Them too.

Shaggy? Not sure but may very well be!

You can spend 8k gold coins a year learning to become a mage at some fancy pants Magic College and cast what is basically a glorified fireball

or

Be like Seamus and spend 80 Euro on fertilizer and household cleaning products and an old used cellphone

Ikea furniture names are just random words that dark elve magic researchersripped off from grimoires in hopes that some idiot out there will say em aloud in the right order and summon an elder god and see if you actually do need intent to do rituals.

Some Elf teens are the type to have sex in public, out of view but they are in fact going at it in public places in multiple (often very creative) varieties of positions. If you happen upon any of 'em avoid contact at all costs as they might invite you to join

and it'll be weird

Ever wondered why Starbuck's logo is the way it is? Marketing and Logistics is by mermaids who built one of the most successful chains to date as well obtaining cheap and ethical(?) transport using whales

Part of how they sell so well? by mastering the art of the basic bitch.

Ever notice how a lot of podcasters have beards of different styles? We'll let's just say the Big K isn't the only gnomecaster here. It's the perfect indoor job for these types.

A subset of this of these gnomecasters are bearded let's players and game streamers. I'm on to yall

What is known is that fox folk traditionally love fried tofu, what they don't tell you is what's happening with the younger generation.

These new age hipster Kitsune will destroy conversation and won't stop saying that vegan life is better. Despite being raised on omnivore diet.

Dog folk who own dogs complain of how all cats are basically the same then have the gall to admit that their pets 40% Labrador, 30% Poodle, 20% Husky, 12% Samoyed, 5% Chihuahua and 3% cheese when asked the same question about their little furry menaces.

Respect all pets kthx.

Smash bros is very popular among Oni, Werewolves, Chupacabras and especially Vampires

This feeds into the reputation that smash players do not bathe since vampires have an aversion to bodies of collected water.

Also, meowth for smash.

Lamias have an aversion to sulfur, such that there are scams selling knives among other things claim to have low sulfur content, popular with their older generation.

That said, FUCK YOU CAROL YOU MLM SHILL THE STEEL FOR MY KNIVES ARE PERFECTLY SAFE STOP LYING IN OUR CHATGROUP

Bands of Yeti have been sighted posing for pictures out in the frozen tundra Finland in full camo outfits. Locals say its usually them hunting or just playing airsoft so they just leave the girls to larp as they please

There have been cases of stray BB's breaking windows however

"War Against Drugs" type of laws had a draft that included banning of catnip for feline folk due to effects mimicking mild versions of Cannabis, PCP and MDMA combined but was scrapped due to it not being snorted, smoked nor injected in use.

Don't you love just boomer think?

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MEET THE SPECIAL DIMENSIONAL TRANSPORT SECTOR OF JAPAN

Unable to quit nor to rest. That is the life of one such truck driver within the DTS racked by guilt with several accounts of attempted suicide of killing several dozens of "isekaijin", consisting of mostly children.

"Isekaijin" or otherworlders are mostly random chosen individuals who are be "transported" usually by reincarnation for gov to maintain relations with other parties says driver Sushiro

"Its always their last look that will never go away, I wish I could take it all back. I cant."

Children with autism are just innately more sensitive to the world and all of its finer aspects, think magic affinity for the lack of a better term and becomes a disorder when it impairs growth and development.

Raise em right, they become greater than you can ever imagine.

Any of three things will happen if this becomes common info.

-Autism will be treated as just another human trait

-Autistic children will be lauded as "special" in the classical sense and not derogatory

-Children will be exploited by those who still think autists are inferior

Make sure that society as a whole does not take that last route as widespread policy.

We can handle case by case basis but not a cultural and systematic failure of humanity.

Just look at how some treat service workers.

To gorgons (think medusa), hair salons are a godsend. With all new treatments, managing their nightmare of snakehairs has never been easier. Sulphur wash, ironically enough is the most popular for maintaining healthy yet tame follicles!

They always go for a new weave too!

The resurgence of synthwave and retrowave is a movement orchestrated by the Monoeyes (read, cyclops) in the entertainment industry as an attempt to revitalize merchandising.

One in particular is eyewear in which more and more are buying oversized unilens shades like in h3h3.

The Thing is a dramatized documentary of slimes and eldritch amourphous creatures but fails to show the living hell of live as one. Such a volatile organism most likely cannot control what it eats therefore reducing the ways one can effectively see and interact with the world.

Actual slimes have this problem though not as grand as the movie since they absorb food relatively slower and with proper form control and clothing, touch-eating becomes minimal.

However it is slightly disturbing to modern slimes for them to get less hungry by touching doorknobs

Teen Wolf, Twilight and Superwholock have raised a generation of werewolves wearing goth clothing, browse tumblr and act like a wiccan witch (read: witch larp), all while complaining of no "Jacobs" in the world.

fr, we all know that choker from Forever21 is actually flea collar.

Dream premonition and psychic predictions brings either mild amusement when it occurs or existential dread as you unable to prevent be it vague details or even not knowing the conditions needed to change the outcome. Either way it teaches one a lot of things.

I am the former btw

"If ever possible FAB's (Flight-Abled Beings) would avoid flying near US airspace because contrary to most other countries that work with our association to keep them on the down low; one might get featured in some conspiracy show on History Channel)" - Association rep., M.P.

Nicegirls™ sometimes right? They go like "oh, I'm not like all the other harpies I don't mind if you each fried chicken in front of me".

I also saw barnyard hens almost kill each other to eat the buffalo wing I dropped at aunt May's while you were soloing a combo bucket. So?

Niceguys™ too, you think you're being polite and progressive by avoiding my grunkle Dan's Seafood Emporium and Catering© to impress your mermaid dates?

Fuck you what the fuck do you think a lot of them eat in the fucking sea you absolute mongoloid?

-Interview w/ intern, Jake

we do apologize for not censoring the interview but we feel that it is necessary to convey Jake's (not real name) intentions.

Newmann High Dappers' Mike Fisher and Kyle Torrino caused an upset in the football nationals by one-upping Garner High against star player Derrick "Minotaur" Jared on their own Californian home field

In an interview, the Houston boys said "years of cow tipping experience helped"

Magic can be really neat but like there's one problem:

It gets really un-effin'-reliable. Hear me out here, take Fireball right? Well you better have great visualization to conjure because waver and poof! Fizzles out.

You got the spell down pat? Great! The other guy has a gun.

Was unpacking groceries in one trip and heard a shutter go off at the arachne neighbor's side of the fence.

Later on IG, saw my face captioned "It always amazes me at how less limbs will not stop them, goes to show how much they can teach me. #blessed"

Ah...
she' an influencer.

A monster girl told me how I should wear my beard in my dream last night

she said my current beard was shit

shaved my beard the next night, went to sleep, dream was literally about arranged marriage set up or something

the fuck

G: Man, I hate spells don't you? It's so slow and tedious to cast but what if you could auto-

G: SCABS!

*Explosion in distance

G: Magical tools, a step forward

C: Cut, Perfect! Can't you a pick better phrase though?

G: No, It's my wand.

-Commercial from Grantt Tools ltd.

Ok, 1k likes and 500 rt I actually start drawing this

this is going to be my last entry in this thread. however, im still gonna update my monster lore shitposts but with the tag #MonLore from now on.

I appreciate for the feedback! wouldn't wanna inconvenience yall.