FOR: Get Out of Jail Free card
CONTACT: US Attorney Jeff Jensen @USAO_EDMO
111 S. 10th St, 20th Floor
St Louis, MO 63102
CALL: 314-539-2200
ASK FOR: The Mike Flynn Discount
BRING: “Lock her up!” Hillary picture.
FOR: Dirt on political opponents
CONTACT: Scott W. Brady
DIRT Repository, Att: @USAttyBrady
700 Grant St, No. 4000
Pittsburgh PA 15219
CALL: 412-644-3500
ASK FOR: The Giuliani, Lev & Igor Cache.
BRING: Dirt on Democrats for exchanging.