It's Friday night. Someone appears to have inserted what seem to be notes for a speech into my unexpurgated copy of the Treaty of Lisbon (which I've borrowed from @stevepeers). It's quite something... 1/
There's a section titled 'you need us more than we need you', with all manner of stats on the relative size of the EU and UK markets... 2/
Then there's a bit on migration from the UK; proposals for the imposition of stringent language requirements, and a test on institutional structure of the EU... 3/
What appears to be a 'jokey' section about the shortcomings of the UK Govt. 'I'm old enough to remember when David Davis was the one who was as thick as mince'. 4/
I'm upset already... and I haven't even got to the bits on eugenics, penalty shoot-outs, and the UK press... 5/5
