1. Kenney says the McDonalds he opened last year shouldn't be prevented from offering dine-in service just because a few 82-year-olds have the sniffles.
2. Doug re-opens Ontario economy by encouraging families to flock to testing centres.
4. Doug says he's "tired of taking bullets for the unions." Says he can't decide if all this union gangbanging burns him up or breaks his heart.
6. UCP collects Emergency Wage Subsidy, saying it's the only way they could pay staff responsible for complaining about the Feds.
8. Lecce travels back in time to April to deliver masks to an LTC this week.
9. #FireLecce #FireFullerton
11. O'Toole announces he'll spend millions to launch a Royal Commission to investigate where all the millions went to help Canadians during a pandemic.
13. Doug announces batting cages will open this week, saying Ford Nashun needs a way to work off all that cheesecake.
15. Conservatives outraged that Trudeau prorogued Parliament again. No. Wait. That's not right.
17. Canadian woman in Central Park strangles her own dog to fight off birdwatcher.
19. Trump says if Twitter is regulating his free speech then they must also clamp down on China, Arby's and Taylor Swift too.
21. Alberta Energy Minister Sonya Savage sings "Pandemic times is fine, fine pipeline buildin' times."
23. Asked about all the unrest in his country, Trump says his golf game is suffering.
My apologies to both real Mr. Cho and cardboard Mr. Cho.