Ya, not me. First time hearing it. So I’m confused af
A.) the nature of the call
2.) I’m dumb and just realized what that noise was and
D.) I realize someone is literally getting murdered.
(Fast. I was going very very fast)
Or:
2.) I could just go full send and YEET it around the turn.
You already know what I did.
1.) limp my cruiser to the apartment,
Or
2.) be a hardo and run to the location.
And then standing in front of me, with his back to me, was this skinny hipster looking fuck.
He doesn’t even flinch.
Idk if I actually said “bitch” but for the sake of this story, I did.
Homeboy has no interest in me.
Now, my backup is starting to arrive and they’re seeing what’s going on. I was the first officer so I gave commands.
His body is still facing away, but his HEAD TURNS ALMOST ALL THE WAY AROUND TO FACE US.
BRUH IVE NEVER WANTED TO YEET OUT A WINDOW MORE IN MY LIFE
AND IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH, THIS ASSHOLE BEGINS TO SPEAK TO US.
“It will not rape. It will not rape. It will not rape. IT WILL NOT RAPE. IT WILL NOT RAPE. IT WILL NOT RAPE.”
Over and over again.
We’re all staring at each other like, is this really happening?
We didn’t carry tasers at my agency at this time so we’re fucked.
Honestly, it really was. Literally no cop would do this and idk wtf I was thinking but all I knew was I wanted it to stop.
Calm yourself, I’m finna tell you
According to them, they were performing a ritual which requires chicken blood. They’ve done this before
He just stared at me, and then at the cruiser, and then back at me, and said nothing but I know internally he was like:
So ya.
#TheEnd