Okay so I'm watching #AvengersEndgame for the first time and I've already had to pause cause my anxiety is through the roof.
Where is his baby girl? She just went to get the arrow.
Where is his baby girl? She just went to get the arrow.
Oh my gosh. Where's the kid? That would break me.
Should I have watched that other Avengers film first?
Or any of the Iron Men?
Is Robert Downey Jr a good actor?!
Bruh, is the galaxy charging him wirelessly? Like an electric toothbrush?
Captain 👱🏻♀️😍
Captain 👱🏻♂️😍
That fainting was so dramatic.
Okay so I *definitely* haven't seen the one before this Avengers film.
This is gonna be a wild ride.
This is gonna be a wild ride.
Oh shit, his farm is being blown to pieces.
Where are them stones?
I am inevitable. Okay. Bars.
My father!?!?!
Ohhh that blue lady is from that other Marvel film from before! Guardians of the Galaxy?
Isn't that Ant Guy?
Aww he found some woman? Wife? Daughter?
Rodent Guy To Captain Marvel: What you gonna get another haircut?
Not feeling this two toned hair on Black Widow but if she likes it, I support her.
Aww that was some nice acting from Scarlet Johanson.. Super vulnerable, I felt that.
Okay science Ant Guy! He's acting a little manic but I ain't never backed away from that.
Who's this guy in the wilderness? Have we seen him before?
Ooh girl it's Ned Stark.
*Tony Stark, my bad.
Ooh Time Heist, sound delicious.. I'm down.
He's got a wife and daughter. Is it Pippin?
Or Pepper? I can't remember her name.
Is that Thee Hulk in a cardigan??
Why is he making sense?
Aww and he's taking photos with kids?
loooool and poor Ant Guy is getting nuffin'
Aww and he's taking photos with kids?
loooool and poor Ant Guy is getting nuffin'
Is this kid saying "shit"? Just freely?
Nah, never me.
Nah, never me.
It is Pippa! I'm happy they're together. They're good for each other.
Ooh she be speaking truths to him. My girl is coming for NECKS today!
Oh my gosh, he's just a baby. So cute. Protect him.
I LIKE CHARISMATIC HULK!!
Had to have another Anxiety Pause cause this guy swung his car wayyy too close to my dudes legs. I felt the dust and all sorts!
"Bring back what we lost, I hope, yes.
Keep what I found, I have to, at all costs."
- Robert Downey Jr, you are nailing this.
Keep what I found, I have to, at all costs."
- Robert Downey Jr, you are nailing this.
Aww that's his sheild?
Aww Thee Hulk is so nice. What is going on??
Is that Banjo music?!?
Is that Banjo music?!?
Tessa Thompson!!!
This film just got 100% better.
This film just got 100% better.
That is not Thor.
What am I looking at right now?!
Did he just threaten a child?!
Well this took a drastic turn..
What is this moment between Thor and Thee Hulk?
Is it beautiful?
But why is Thor acting like a petulant child?
Is it beautiful?
But why is Thor acting like a petulant child?
What am I looking at? Who are these people fighting?
Beautiful integrated captions throughout this whole moment though.
If any one wants to see some nice cw integrated captions, look at this fight scene.
If any one wants to see some nice cw integrated captions, look at this fight scene.
It's Black Sparrow!
Ohh but he's gritty now.
*Black Hawk, my bad.
Aww they're holding hands. Good for them.
What has happened to Thor?!
Who hurt him?
Who hurt him?
I haven't seen a SINGLE film on his 'Films About Time' list. Yikes.
Oh my god. What traumatic thing just happened to Guy Hawks??
Didn't he lose his family?! :(
Didn't he lose his family?! :(
What is happening with Thor?? Someone support him? Poor baby, he's going through something?
Is the Rocket Rodent's voice tinny because its coming through a speaker attached to his vocal chords or is it because of a sound design choice/flaw?
Get them stones bois!
Loving this rak-ka-ka-ka noise design. Get ready to get them stones.
Hulks back!
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Is that Emelda Staunton?
Did she just mess up Thee Hulk?
Maybe he's gotta be demoted back down to just The Hulk?
Wait, is this gonna be an Oedipus thing?
Cause I don't know if I'm ready for that.
Cause I don't know if I'm ready for that.
Wait, all they have to do is "not fall out"?! Girl what?!
Who are these hot guys?
Oh wait, they're evil.
Poor Hulk having to take the stairs.
You got this baby!
You got this baby!
Oh Loki 😍
See, now look what happens when you make The Hulk take the stairs 🙄
Ohh Captain vs Captain.. Don't mind if I do!
Ohh Bucky! Like at the end of #BlackPanther!
Imelda is moving mad!
Get out of her memories Thangos!!
*Thanos?
Uh oh, Thor is meeting his mum. Who is obviously beautiful and charming and daring and educated an-
Aww Thor got his hammer to come to him. That's consent. That's trust. That's true love.
Oh Chris Pratt.
But I love this song!
I miss my cassette player.
I miss my cassette player.
Uh uh Thanos! Don't let the man choke your daughter like that!
Ant Guy is asking all the good questions right now.
Who is they? What are we doing?
Who is they? What are we doing?
Young Stan Lee!! Love it!
Saw a beautiful Marvel tribute opening for Stan Lee at the beginning of #CaptainMarvel.
Howard Pots meet Howard Stark. Fatherl?
There are so many famous actors doing up cameo in this film!!
She's opening her own head.
And now she got a new head.
Who's this red faced, boney guy?
Wait what?? One of theme's gonna die.
Did Thanos make that choice too?? Yooooooo.
Did Thanos make that choice too?? Yooooooo.
Okay I'm betting he goes.
Let's see.
Let's see.
No girl don't do it.
Aww damn, now see they both dangling like fools.
What's the plan here?
What's the plan here?
Beautiful jump by Scarlet Johanson. 10/10/10
10's a cross the board
10's a cross the board
Yoooo this film still has an hour in it!
Wait what The Hulk do with that hand??
This is so cute and calm. I'm happy for them.
Oh no wait, explosion.
Destruction.
Iron Man to Captain A:
You lose this again-
(taps Captain A's sheild)
-and I'm keeping it!
You lose this again-
(taps Captain A's sheild)
-and I'm keeping it!
There are so many characters in this film!
Gamora: You can change.
Nebula: He won't let me.
:(
Nebula: He won't let me.
:(
Oh my days! Captain A can hold the Molijnor!! Good for him!
Woah that is one Heck of an army! I hope they're with the good guys.
They.. are.. not..
Good on you Captain A!
Uh uh what is that bright light pls???
No
No
Everyone shut up
It's T'Challa and dem man.
This film just got 110 million times better.
What a lovely surprise.
:)
What a lovely surprise.
:)
Wait, Spiderman??
Welp thats another one I'm going to be adding to my list!
Okay Tessa Thompson is back!
Benedict I-can't-say-penguins Cumberbatch is here with a fade.
Who's the lady in red?
Rain fire? Thanos what is you doing hun?
I should probably watch this Spiderman film too right?
Wow so it's a badass womxn's army?!
... Where do I sign up?
... Where do I sign up?
These fight scenes are beautifully choreographed.
Really elegantly filmed too.
Such a treat to watch.
Really elegantly filmed too.
Such a treat to watch.
Oh no Thanos, no clicky click.
Go on Iron Man you regular human coated in metal.
Welp thats it.
No wait!
Where's ya jewels at hun?!
Where's ya jewels at hun?!
My man just turned to dust.
Okay here comes Pepper Pots. She'll make his last moments joyful.
Such a dark turn this film.
Such a dark turn this film.
Who's that kid that that small Tom Hiddleston has a somewhat elaborate handshake with?
"Proof That Tony Stark Has A Heart"
Very cute.
Very cute.
Wait am I tearing up at this film?
I cannot with Thor's beard.
Star Man and Thor having a little sibling fight there.
Captain A, where the heck are you?!
Wait is he small again?
No he's old. My heart.
Aww Captain A got married.
But we don't know to who!!
Are there theories?
But we don't know to who!!
Are there theories?
Aww it's to her.
Bless.
Bless.
What an interesting end to an Action / Super Hero movie.
I enjoyed this #KokoTweetsEndgame
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