Pence: "I would never presume to know what ACB thinks about abortion."

Oh SHUT THE FUCK UP. That's the entire reason you nominated her!

#VPDebate
Hahah! This fly on Pence's head!

The hero America deserves. 🇺🇲

#VPDebate
If there's one thing we know Trump actually cares about - it's appearances, especially on TV.

Pence's bloodshot eye and fly-attack are going to make him look very weak to his boss.

#VPDebate
It doesn't matter how often the VP lies or interrupts... or how great Kamala does... because Pence does so with a calm tone, the bothsideism pundits like @chucktodd will throw their hands up during the post-game and claim there was "no clear winner." 🤦‍♂️

#VPDebate
The "Biden spied on our campaign back in 2015" is not the argument you think it is...

There's a reason you were under surveillance, shithead!

#VPDebate

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Fun fact: Mike Pence is barely five years older than Kamala Harris.

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Pence is very LOW ENERGY. Sad!

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He was. RIP, EVH. 🕯😢
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Changed my mind. I do have something small to share...

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That said, I love these characters (DC's animated shows of the 90s were appointment viewing after school), and am still interested to see an updated version of what *should* have been an epic movie.
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Oh... what might have been.
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If you're watching #Apollo13 ‐ start the film now! 😁
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