Thread by @jchrthomas

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO Desecrate Old Glory 🇺🇸 with that stripe? For this self-promoter, yet more hype. Patriots aren’t amused that our Flag he abused, that dead Austrian’s backside to wipe. One more reason Parson’s such a drag? Disrespecting openly our Flag! @VFWHQ

🗳️ #mogov 🐄

https://twitter.com/mikeparson/status/1317559578423341062

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ Starting from the top I’d like to focus. #ShowMe crass #corruption’s hocus-pocus. The last Governor, Greitens’ ill conduct, it frightens, so he had to resign lest it choke us. In this treatise I present to you Show-Me State pols in rhymes 32.

🗳️ @MoGov 🐄

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov Eric quit; therefore his Number Two (named Mike Parson) as gov followed through. He’s now winning no pennant, but his post as Lieutenant a new warm body then needed too.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 2/32
@NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti Mike had wanted help driving his car.

https://twitter.com/mikeparson/status/1314741027572527105

Legislators let him not go far. Later, (as “57”) he took to the heavens ✈️ for frequent trips to Bolivar. All in all they cost 200 grand; his flight budget is way out of hand.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 3/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti Thereupon Parson chose a successor: once a car salesman now the best dresser at blowout events, although faces seem tense. Always tags his wife just to impress her. Many could not this Kehoe support. He was greenlit by the highest court.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 4/32

https://twitter.com/mikelkehoe/status/1316211947239546880

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti After that, a Trump backer named Hawley came upon a new platform to squawl; he defeated fair Claire with pomade in his hair. At Trump’s beck and call Josh then did crawl, he.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 5/32
@clairecmc @MoLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress 🗽

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress There soon followed
a Senator Hawley.
His expression? 👀
Not terribly jolly.

https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/1149915185445920768

His autocracy bunch just
about lost their lunch 🤢
still renowned for
this prison camp folly. 😡

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 6/32
@RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway As Josh split a new vacancy loomed, and so Greitens’ Lieutenant then groomed a new Treasurer (Schmitt) as AG to commit, so the state’s leadership was subsumed by a new nadir of crass corruption to reflect ballot-box interruption.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 7/32
@jzikah

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah Eric Schmitt, born in June, ain’t no Leo but his stage name’s apparently CLEO. 🤔 Up there he struts and frets. #LIBERTY? 🗽 None begets. He’s the type who’d have nixed Galileo.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 8/32
@protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia ⚖️

https://twitter.com/eric_schmitt/status/1317595719885332481

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia Desecrate Old Glory 🇺🇸 w/ that stripe? Unelected AGs post such tripe? Patriots aren’t amused that our Flag #Schmitt abused a dead Austrian’s backside to wipe. Violating the U.S. Flag Code? Parson’s AG’s a mere put-in toad.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 9/32
@KMOV @s_webber @JasonKander @votevets

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets So with Schmitt installed as Mike’s AG, then a third vacancy did folks see for Gov Parson to fill; he selected a shill 30-something for the Treasury. Schmitt’s replacement is one Scott Fitzpatrick. 🛫 He offsets Parson’s mien geriatric.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 10/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets It thus follows that Jay and Nicole are the sole officers who won polls in their current positions; unseemly conditions for the concept of voter control. But for them (after Scott Abercrombie) other officers all had gone zombie.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 11/32
@KCStar

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar If you take a quick moment
to parse out Mike’s record
accomplishments sparse reveal
GOP’s hurry for #DirtyMissouri.
His track record: a pitiful farce.

“That path leads to pain and
[great] misery” said Tim Scott.
As with #DirtyMissouri.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 12/32

https://twitter.com/mikeparson/status/1298287878791929857

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar As the Show-Me State further would ail, Parson made clear to Trump it’s for sale. 🤑 His cabal in Jeff City sought do-overs sh¡tty, the electorate’s wishes to veil. Gerrymandering? They’re in a hurry to keep filthy ’18’s #CleanMissouri.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 13/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar With November comes Parson’s last gasp, illegitimate power to clasp. In the polls still ahead — but soon 3,000 dead. 🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ His position will fall from his grasp.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 14/32
#LifeGoesOn @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday Parson’s gladhanding mask-free, unbowed? It will never make #MissouriProud. Since the gov’s unelected, folks long since rejected his insincere #FaceintheCrowd. Do you wonder how patriots feel about Donald’s dark reign? Watch P. Neal. 👀

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 15/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday On a side note, Mike’s tired pity party helps reveal the dispiriting art he onto others casts blame.

https://twitter.com/thisweekinmopol/status/1314279400787984384

COVID deaths? Knows no shame. His attacks on the media: hearty.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 16/32
@collhistgarden @gayleasher1
@KDHE @GovernorVA

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA Parson’s photo-op risked veterans’ lives while his debut gov. run he connives. Accolades? None he’s earnin’ for deaths in Mt. Vernon. 😭 Thirst for power Trump’s sycophant drives.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 17/32
@MOVetsComm @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray

https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1305893090763386880

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @RAICESTEXAS @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @MOVetsComm @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray As #Missouri’s long ag-based economy keeps contracting with Trump’s bad agronomy, Parson’s polls will go 📉. Donald opened his mouth, violating the basic taxonomy of all Show-Me State ag politics. For farm bankruptcies Trump has no fix.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 18/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray Ron #DeSantis is #GovernorDeath. Much like Parson, he huffs Donald’s meth. He’s quite happy to say everything is okay as Floridians struggle w/ breath. May broad citizen dissatisfaction w/ Mike Parson bring similar action.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 19/32
@Flip_MO_Blue

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray @Flip_MO_Blue “Life goes on” and “It is what it is?”

https://twitter.com/usatodaydc/status/1311115259835449344

As campaign slogans
each one lacks fizz.
For their public health arson
both Trump and Mike Parson
will soon leave the gov’t biz. 👋🏼

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 20/32
😷 #MaskUpMO
🦅 #GoWithJOE
🐀 #DumpTrump

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray @Flip_MO_Blue Schoolkids nonetheless Mike doesn’t back, for this sickening Trump party hack got to play the hayseed so the Outstate would bleed ’cause 🇺🇸’s under attack. Time to #VOTE out his put-in cabal; to save #publichealth Mike’s done #sh¡t-all.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 21/32

https://twitter.com/mikeparson/status/1317559578423341062

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray @Flip_MO_Blue This whole sickening corruption story is foretold in Orwell’s allegory: autocrat pigs bring harm to an #AnimalFarm. As with Schmitt, they’d defile our 🇺🇸 Old Glory. Come November 3, #VOTE these clowns out in a singular tsunami rout.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 22/32
@RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker And when Parson becomes the next Kobach? (Folks in German would say “Starker Tobak!”) Once ineptitude botches Mike’s numbers, poll watchers can call it a #TraitorTrump rollback. 🌊

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 23/32
@pmiller1693 @erin_hartigan4 @StormMela @GovLauraKelly

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker @pmiller1693 @erin_hartigan4 @StormMela @GovLauraKelly Kakistocracy we won’t befriend. Meritocracy stays our true end. The 🇺🇸 Way — let the best wo|man stay in the driver’s seat once they ascend to majority’s rightful long rule. The alternative path treads a fool. 👇🏻

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1285779853086797825

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 24/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @erineileengray @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker @pmiller1693 @erin_hartigan4 @StormMela @GovLauraKelly “Double muffintops, coffee to go. Decaf, please! Senior discount, you know. Oh, and kindly arrange for next year regime change — Parson’s kakistocracy sure blows.”
☕️🍟🍔

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 25/32
#imhatinit @bturque @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion 🗽

https://twitter.com/mikeparson/status/1317577926909530117

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @protectMO @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion Folks who haven’t yet gathered the reason for a turbulent election season should just open their eyes and examine Trump’s lies. May they soon too conclude — Trump is #TRE45ON.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 26/32
@MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade
@SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris 🗽

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris In 3 minutes thru 4 past years wander. See a rise in delusions of grandeur. As on film long reposed and w/ wisdom composed by a @titanic team: Ebb & Kander. Isn’t really the future we want. Past mistakes “grand” old parties still haunt.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 27/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @titanic Would-be fascists or misled hillbillies for a brief spell may give us the willies, but if folks’ bottom line isn’t doin’ so fine (evidenced by Trump’s Iowa fillies) then we know Donald’s dunces will go. On November 3 — #VOTE, MIGHTY MO!

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 28/32

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @RD_Missouri @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @titanic Unlike most, I’m not one just to vent. In these lines many memes now ferment. As a jolly free agent from Denver, this gay gent pens rhymes Donald’s wins to prevent. With #Missouri|ans this gift I share in concern for my family there. 🙏🏼

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 29/32

https://twitter.com/jchrthomas/status/1299099298882367497

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris I’m the oracle from Hy-Vee’s deli, tweeting rhymes here w/ 🔥 in my belly. In my youth, HIV’s many deaths did I see flicker past on our non-flatscreen telly. 😬📺😢 Secondhand, I saw this rodeo play out once — 35 years ago.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 30/32
@MattCalcara

https://twitter.com/jchrthomas/status/1254984055327580161

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @MattCalcara After exiting Donald Trump’s age, maybe somewhere out there I’ll go stage a brand new musical to reprise Donald’s bull or lend voice to #Missouri|an rage. As we’re all finally over the 🤧 man, I can see “P|#ARSON!” play at the Kauffman.

🗳️ #mogov 🐄 31/32

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1247237679844134915

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @KDHE @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @KCStarOpinion @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @MattCalcara Anyone out there who’d wish to
mine observations about folks’
decline under Donald’s Device
[🐄🚜🚔🚁🚨📈🏥⚰️]
shouldn’t even think twice to
distribute my rhymes here offline.
My receipts for Mike’s sick interview clarify why to bid him adieu. 🗳️

👋🏼 #mogov 🐄 32/32
@HouseAgDems

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @MattCalcara @HouseAgDems Trump destroys the Agrarian Dream! Two-faced Parson’s one part of his scheme. As a limerick Yoda, had to add this brief coda in the offhand event you’d be keen my long treatise here to parakeet. Find it pinned on Kay Hoflander’s tweet.

🤒 #mogov 🐄 33/33 🙏🏼
@cafnr @RobertLeonard

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue .@threadreaderapp unroll 🙏🏼

#VOTE #NoOn3 @nicolergalloway @CoriBush @JillSchupp @LynzforCongress @Vote4Cleaver
@GenaRossforMO6 @montsenyt @ellis4congress @MoDemParty 🗽

@ShowMe @MissouriGOP “@UnitingMissouri?” 😬
#ShowMe @mikeparson
A #FaceIntheCrowd 👇🏻

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @MattCalcara @HouseAgDems @cafnr @RobertLeonard Dimwit governors I have berated, but my best tweets nowhere yet curated. So I’ll keep up my thread; far too many are dead. Parson’s clique on #Missouri predated. In my insights I #hope 🙏🏼 you find promise, humbly offered by a Doubting Thomas. ✝️ #mogov 34/

@VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @JillSchupp @LynzforCongress @Vote4Cleaver @GenaRossforMO6 @montsenyt @ellis4congress @MoDemParty 👇🏻🔜🤡👋🏼🗳️🇺🇸🗽⚖️👇🏻

https://twitter.com/jchrthomas/status/1318633302727806978

@kayhoflander @mikeparson @VFWHQ @MoGov @NPR @s_webber @alissiacanady @richfinneran @venglund @yinka_faleti @clairecmc @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @HouseIntel @MissouriPress @CoriBush @nicolergalloway @jzikah @CleanMissouri @PROMOMissouri @MoLawyersMedia @KMOV @JasonKander @votevets @KCStar @MOMedicalAssn @MONurses @tonymess @JackSuntrup @stltoday @collhistgarden @gayleasher1 @GovernorVA @DoyleMurphy @EnglishTeach07 @Flip_MO_Blue @SarahUnsicker @erin_hartigan4 @GovLauraKelly @bturque @SteveVockrodt @MO_HouseDems @crystal_quade @SpeakerPelosi @KamalaHarris @MattCalcara @HouseAgDems @cafnr @RobertLeonard With the Parson plan going nowhere further insights I’m called here to share, for a “balanced approach” led the germ to encroach. Not to say that this Trump tool would care. If from COVID-19 you are gone, he just glibly observes: #LifeGoesOn. 😡 #mogov 35/