Van Halen played Hilton Coliseum at ISU the night before, then Diamond Dave led the Hawkeye marching band at halftime during the Iowa-ISU game at Iowa's Kinnick Stadium. VH played Cedar Rapids that night. /1
This still pisses me off because it reminds me how Iowa State (the supposed cow college) actually got good campus concerts, the latest MTV hair metal bands and New Wave groups, while Iowa (the supposed bohemian party school) didn't. /2
The problem was Iowa's concert committee was dominated by a cabal of No Nukes / Us Festival hippie dopes who refused to schedule anything but 70s Yacht Rock garbage. Imagine a human face being crushed by Jackson Browne forever. /3
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Dan Fogelberg. In a 16,000 seat college basketball arena. In 1984. jfc
/4
A good rule of thumb for telling if someone is insane: they follow 100,000 people on twitter
jfc I follow only about 500 accounts, carefully curated to minimize exposure to nutjobs, and my Twitter feed still often reads like feces scrawls from a padded cell
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
Contrary to too many conjectures, I was not suspended, nor have I ever been suspended by Twitter for any reason. Some asshole hacked my account, and got it back probably because a few notable people intervened on my behalf.
if you're looking for a culprit in the great Iowahawk hacking caper, look no further than this sack of shit. This account was magically created immediately after mine was hacked, renamed & deleted. Now serving all your natural health and Somali telecommunication needs
"how would you want to be treated if you accidentally got caught pleasuring yourself during a work Zoom meeting?"
I think I'd be pleasantly amazed if I was able to escape with a suspension and some punitive mockery
No, there is absolutely nothing mockworthy about the New Yorker magazine assembling its intellectual A Team for a Zoom election simulation, and then the guy assigned to play the Supreme Court starts choking his chicken because he thinks the mute button turns of the camera