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29 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Just wanted to make sure you all were aware of today's top news stories Image
Personally, I prefer the original What's Happening Image
Update: new Twitter Hot 100 released, with more hard-hitting political news rocketing up the charts Image
Remember: curated trends are not trends at all

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31 Oct
You can run but you can't hide from the #DavesCarIDService Halloween Automotive Graveyard of Horrors Spooktacular
This is of course the eponymous 1958 Plymouth Fury coupe from John Carpenter's "Christine," based on the Stephen King novel, and for my money the best satanically possessed automobile movie ever made. 14 identical '58 Furies were destroyed in its filming.
Today I will abandon my usual cheery upbeat car identification duties to focus on the macabre. The grotesque. The mangled, rusting, disemboweled corpses of cars that took a wrong turn.

So stick around as Coroner Dave attempt to identify the remains.... IF YOU DARE. BWAHAHAHAHA
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30 Oct
Another bonus catch-up-with-my-inbox episode of #DavesCarIDService today. Please to enjoy this heartwarming News 5 Cleveland segment that captures how a car can be a beloved family heirloom.

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even today a near-100 year old Model T can function as a daily driver on city streets. They were famously reliable, easy to work on, and still easy to source parts. There is a reason that half the cars in the world were once Ford Model Ts.
Let's kick off today with a little bit of family album cheesecake, featuring a 1949-51 Dodge or Plymouth 2-door sedan.
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28 Oct
I'm willing to agree that Twitter is an utterly dishonest company with a clownish Orwellian Truth Ministry that censors information in an obvious attempt to sway the election, if you will agree this is 100% perfectly legal.
I'd have a shit-ton more respect for Jack Dorsey if he just said, yes, Twitter is completely biased against Trump, and will continue to block information, true or not, that would help re-elect him, and the First Amendment means there's not a fucking thing you can do about it
These "but Section 230" replies are something else.

Yes, go ahead and repeal 230, this will totally make it illegal for Twitter to censor your Hunter Biden memes.
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28 Oct
The "I just left a hipster coffee shop" legend exists in all cultures
If only Joseph Campbell were alive to analyze this beloved universal myth
"I just walked into a Trojan restaurant and everybody was talking about how much they loved the cool giant horse present from the Greeks" - Homer, The Odyssey
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27 Oct
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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27 Oct
I told Twitter Support I had some of their secret Zoom meeting recordings
Contrary to too many conjectures, I was not suspended, nor have I ever been suspended by Twitter for any reason. Some asshole hacked my account, and got it back probably because a few notable people intervened on my behalf.
if you're looking for a culprit in the great Iowahawk hacking caper, look no further than this sack of shit. This account was magically created immediately after mine was hacked, renamed & deleted. Now serving all your natural health and Somali telecommunication needs
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