Vana va landlord vane mashura boys..nezuro ndakapotsa ndapinda navo fight 😂

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Ndakasvika pa den ka kuma 4 pm after an epic weekend nevakomana..ndainyatsogaya sadza ne huku baba because nzara yanga yandigara rough

So ndakasvika ndikaisa mvura yesadza pamoto ndikasota zvese, kwanga kwasara kuti ndinotora nyama ku fridge ya landlord yandikachengetesa..
Ikoko since yangu yakaita mayaz.

Nda knocker paya, chabuda chimukomana chandipa greeting. Ndikati ndipo ka huku ndimbonomhanya cookings

Ndakaona ndakudhonzerwa pa side zvinoitwa mapurisa ne mahwindi kana pakuda kutonyorwa..ini ehh ko chachii

Zvikanzi haa mdara pane zvakaitika
Ndakachinja face ipapo ipapo baba..ndakabva ndarova serious kunge munhu arikugerwa ndebvu because i knew some shit is about to come

Mfana landlord went on to say "nyama takaidya nezuro ne mistake takangoita ka braai ma small small"

Ungaite mistake yekugocha huku yangu? Hehehehe
Kamwe kacho kakabva kabuda kachito louder mdara hanzi haaa mukuru kahuku kenyu kaitapira imbotisotai ka kamwe 😂

My anger went from a zero to a hundred real quick

Ndakadhonza mfana landlord ne collar dzimwe pfungwa dzichiti isa header dzimwe dzichiti kakande ku next door
Kamwe kacho ndokakauya kakuda kubata..ndikati right iwewe ndiwe wanga uchitotaurisa

Ndakangokaregedzera mbama kakazara pasi.Ndaingonzwa ku road vakuti pane arohwa ne mheni pamba apo

Umwe wacho anga angopusa pusa akabata matama. I swear dai ndakamusikiza aizviitira weti 😂
Boys vapfanha vakagocha 3 huku dzangu ava..apa muhomwe handina kana dollar rekutenga ma chicken cuts pamusika

I stormed into the house ndikasunungura tv baba 😂. Maive makazara shamwari dzavo vachitoona bhora re Arsenal ne Man U.
Hapana kana 1 aka questioner zvaiitika, after witnessing zvazvaitika panze munhu wese akangoti zii

Ndakabuda ndakarisimudza zi TV racho apa nderiye riye re gotsi 😂

Mfana landlord akamboda ku negotiater..ndakangomupa ziso baba ndichi stepper ndakatsiga tv
Ndakazoti ndapedza kurirova ne veggie bvandanova knockera ndikati huku dzangu by 6pm tomorrow otherwise ndochitengesa chi tv

Zvikanzi ana mdara varikuuya mangwana ingodzosai tv mukuru

Ndikati aiwa no reverse dhiri😂
Saka nhasi ndakamirira kuti chii chichaitika ana mdara landlord vauya asi ndaona ndapihwa notice zvangu 😂
Asi chero vakandidzinga ndiri kugarira huku dzangu 😂😂😂

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