Thread by @khar_risma

Lol i just remembered. Thread 👇

Ndaifamba manheru ne babe from Groombridge to campus.. bhodhoro mumaoko tiri kurova ma shots paya ka I'm marinating munhu wangu.

https://twitter.com/P_Myte/status/1234365531290992642

Tiri kudanana hedu paya every two steps kiss every 4 steps ndabata garo. Groombridge to campus is only 20 minutes but hour ranga ratodarika tirimo hedu mu road.

All of a sudden mota pfee pamberi pangu.. the lights were so bright i couldn't see. Semunhu ane babe ndikati handidherwe ndikatanga kusimudza ma fuck you 😂

Ndakazongoona vakomana vema kepesi vachibuda mumota. Man they were armed and babe rakabva rabatirira pandiri

Ndakamuti hold the bottle, bvaabata ka paya achifunga kuti dzaddzy vakuda kumamisa vanhu..

I rolled back my sleeves and loosened my tie. Was wearing ka formal chii chii

Bara randikarova ipapo ndichidzokera ku Groombridge ka😂😂😂 👏👏👏

Zvekuti team rine pfuti I didn't even care 😂. Alcohol made me feel bulletproof at the time.

Man i ran so fast that mupurisa ainditevera ended up cheering for me 😂😂

Ndaingonzwa "famba mwana wamai famba"

So ndasvika ku Groombridge i then realized kuti babe harina kutevera 💔💔💔😂😂😂

In my mind I was like anopenga here mwana uyu. Ndakatanga kupopota ndiri 1 as i was slowly dressing up ndipinde mu spar ndiri Normal.

Ndakazongonzwa "ndakubata mwana wamai" 💔💔💔

Ndakabatwa ne 6 varume ndikaiswa njema mumaoko nekuma kumbo 😂. I was shouting my rights ndichiti hee abuse hee abuse. Dai pane njema yemuromo ndakaipfekedzwa 😂😂😂

Ndakasvika pa mota yavo babe ratoiswa imomo rakuchema rough. I negotiated with them babe akaendeswa pa campus team rikabaya neni ku station. It was now around 9pm.

Ku station baba ndakasvika ndikanzi right iwewe unoda kunzi unomhanya stereki.. akomana buritsai sajeni Zvichanaka

Sajeni Zvichanaka raive zi mboma hama dzinodiwa munashe

Ipapo i held my butt for one last time because i knew after meeting sajeni Zvichanaka my ass wasn't going to be the same again 😂

Ndakaradzikwa pa zi table.. two men held me umwe akabata makumbo umwe maoko.

Ipapo 3 other officers were fighting as to who will beat me first

Hanzi "aihwa amana munhu watikarova last time akasvika pakufenda ndisati ndanyatsomunzwa nhasi ndini ndotanga"

Kurohwa magaro kusvika wafenda 😂😂😂. I just couldn't handle it. Ndakatanga kurova ka Lord's prayer silently

From nowhere a Chinese officer arrived started speaking. Unoziva kuterera kwemunhu arikutya haunyatsonzwe bho. Pa convo yavo I just heard these words "pondai, no mercy, mdc, gwara re zanu😂😂😂"

Ndakangoti kana zvane zanu mukati lemme write my will

Officer vamwe so vakafonyoka kumeso vakatanga kukoira koira kumagaro ne mboma vachi checker ma settings kuti vorova papi pacho.

Asi face yavo ndiyo yainyanyorwadzwa kutarisa ndaive ndakutoti ngavarove zvavo ndiwane kumwe kwekuisa attention kusiri kumeso kwavo

Ndakazongonzwa zvakunzi mwana wa mai next time doro tinomwira kudzimba kana kubhawa kwete mu road. Bhadhara fine uende

In my mind ndakatanga kuimba mahendere.. makanaaaka Jesu ta ta ta ta

I paid the 20 bucks and the offcers returned me where they picked me vakutotsvaga vamwe anabharanzi to victimize😂

It was now around half 11.

Went ku room ndikasvika babe rakandimirira richichema. I then felt guilty nekumutiza kwandanga ndamboita 😂

I was almost sober.. and i decided to just smoke ka weed nyana torova lula ne mwana. So i went mu toilet and took out my weed

Ndichangobva kubatidza.. Janitor we Manfred kemagirazi kedzungu kaya kachipindawo mu toyaz 😂😂😂.

I had just escaped mapurisa now ndakubatwa ne weed.. Jeri ka iri zvakare

Ndakasticker ndiri ku ma shower. Nigga did his business and left without even noticing me standing there all crimed up 😂.

I finished my blunt ndikabaya pa room.. haaa the night however ended well mwana akatozorara pa room paya😂

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