I made the mistake of taking on a grant review in my old field of research. The first this year. Much has happened since January. And many of my priorities have changed. A few reflections. /1
After reading the grant proposal, I had to decline the review, because of an intellectual conflict of interest. The proposal was well-written, certainly not uninteresting in terms of proposals in its field, and the applicant was well qualified. /2
But for one, reading through the 30-page proposal made me viscerally sick. All the hours and effort wasted for a 10–15% funding chance. Excessive details, time planning, questions about applicability, and whatnot. All a tremendous waste of time. /3
The basic truth is that once reviewers & panels have sorted out the loonies, the incompetents, the lazies, and the psychopaths, they perform no better than a random lottery to assess the potential for success of a project. /4
Worse: reviewers & panels introduce a (conservative) bias & cronyism into the process that stifle innovation and playful exploration in basic science. I had this very clear feeling suddenly that I really (really) do not want to be part of this ever again. /5
And then the proposal itself: single-cell sequencing, network inference & analysis. Goodness, I’m bored of this. Technical fads come and go, and ideas die in biology. We’re stuck in the wrong corner of thinking, and nobody can do anything about it. /6
Because the truth is that millions are wasted on yet another genome, yet another single cell sequenced. It’s just one damn thing after another. What we need is conceptual innovation. We need to rediscover life. Treating the living world as a machine is what got us here. /7
I cannot support funding any more of this stuff as long as it’s impossible to make a living with speculative explorations that tackle the hard problems in the field. It’s time to change the way we study life. Get out of the mechanistic cage. /8
Nobody will fund that. Especially not with panels stacked with academic politicians who just want more of the same… /9
Obviously, I had to resign as a reviewer. I can’t take my despair out on anyone who is actually willing to continue suffering and surviving in this system. I admire you. I could no longer take it. This is what academia is like these days. /10
Obviously, this is my personal view. Based on my personal experience.

I am not anti science. On the contrary, we need good science more than ever.

I am not against academia. We need academia more than ever. /11
But it’s time to move beyond this monster of an academic system we’ve created, where innovators no longer belong. The system has to change. Change will not come from within. That’s why I’ve left. And I don’t miss it. Not a bit. /12

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I just read another one of those “how I overcame writing anxiety and became a more productive writer” threads on #AcademicTwitter. They are a frighteningly frequent thing. A few thoughts. #StockholmSyndrome /1
This latest thread was full of very reasonable advice on how to boost your writing productivity by a researcher who published something like a dozen and a half articles and book chapters over the past year. The implicit claim is that this made them a better writer. /2
But why would you want to optimise your output like this in the first place? What kind of system makes you think this is a good thing? This cult of productivity is driving us insane & it’s also driving academic research into a corner, the corner of the low-hanging fruit. /3
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A business idea for these times, in which higher education is seen as a commodity, and students are treated like customers: a university modelled on #CrossFit. (And no, this is *not* about Greg Glassman’s idiotic views on COVID or racism.) #HigherEducation /1
From the point of this university “your education is just our warm-up.” Students will have to suffer (every single day) to increase their depth of thinking. Daily existential crises are part of the programme. Only this kind of learning builds sustainable cognitive muscle. /2
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Wow. Science by Twitter is one up from science by press release. Progress can’t be stopped, I guess.

Since you publish your science on Twitter now, I guess you won’t mind if I do a Twitter peer review of it?

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First of all: I love the direction in which this is going! You identify a number of the most profound misrepresentations & challenges in biology today. And I think the way you go about describing them is pretty spot on. Thank you for posting this and popularising this view! /1
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There seems to be a surprising amount of confusion regarding the question “which side are you on?” in the extended evolutionary synthesis #EES debate.

Maybe I can clarify using a ballgame analogy?

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Consider the #EES debate in our field to be something like the last UEFA Champions League final, played between Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur. Unless you are a big fan of either team, it was a terrible game to watch. And I really couldn’t care less who was going to win it. /1
Now, generally, I am a big fan of football/soccer. But despite (or maybe because of) all the money and prestige involved, this particular game did not represent the sport at its best. The game was so dull at times I started to want *both* teams to loose… /2
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