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20 Nov, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Well I wish they would have told me that before I blew $100 on Human Sirloins from Omaha Steaks
Attention attorneys, have I got a class action suit for you
Take it from me- don't order the clown steaks, they taste funny
Prediction: human steak will be the biggest thing to hit Wisconsin supper clubs since shrimp cocktail

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Gotta bookmark this excuse to use the next time I accidentally crash into a liquor store
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16 Nov
I saved money for 20+ years so my kids would have no college loan debt. Where do I sign up for my misspent $100k
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16 Nov
Sorry, there are literally zero unpoliticized things left
Are you kidding me? At this very moment there are at least a dozen grad students writing dissertations on the class / gender politics of old car photos. I bet there are academic conferences on it
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