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25 Nov

Thread on #insurance. Those who think Insurance is a scam, a scheme for milking money and et al. No am not saying that those who think this way are wrong but let me clear few misconceptions and myths on Insurance. Am part of this industry for a long time.

Health Insurance: If one doesn't have insurance, can he set aside a regular every month to provide for that rainy day, when money will be required to pay for health care. People in the very high income brackets, but people from lower income to upper middle income class, can they?

As an individual may be one can, but can you provide for a family of 4 to 6 including parents? And will that money that you set aside in a bank - does it not have opportunity cost?

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24 Nov

#humour
The story below will tell you what the real stress is:

A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she fainted and you take her to hospital.

The doctor tells you, "Congratulations!. You are going to become a father "

THAT'S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.

You say: "But that baby is not mine."

But the girl says : "He is the father of my baby."

YOU GET MORE STRESSED.

And to prove your innocence, you demand a DNA test.

The police arrive, and a DNA test is done. And you are sweating profusely.

The report comes in and according to which you are infertile and can never become a father.

You become relaxed, right? Wrong!!!

WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!.

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23 Nov

This is being shared with permission from a friend of mine!! For those who love play of words, cross words and like.
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The little boy looked at me with a haunted expression and said, *I see anagrams*.
My face turned pale. You mean, like word jumbles, I asked.

Yes, he said. He pointed to a sign and asked me what I saw. STOP I said.
He said, I see POTS. Sometimes, POST, or OPTS or TOPS.
God, I said, did you tell anyone?
Nobody will believe me, he said. I saw you solving a crossword, and thought you would understand.

Read that, I said, pointing at MEDICAL STORES.
DECIMAL TOSSER, he said.
And that, I said, pointing to a DICTIONARY.
INDICATORY, he said.
I gasped.
He pointed to a garbage man and said bag manager. He saw a poster of Britney Spears and said Presbyterians.

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@chittukuruvi4

22 Nov

#friendships Sometime it happens instantly, the chemistry works, people become friends. But to make it last, we need to keep investing in them, in some ways - from both the sides. Friendship, that is not nurtured, dies like a plant that is not watered over a period of time.

I have lost friends over a period of time. There was one person, with whom I used to spend every sunday - the first half. We were in Gujarat, then. Used to go to movies, have something, and then have some lovely ice cream which was available only in Ahmedabad.

He got transferred and promised that he will be in touch. That was the last that I hear from him or about him. Checked with our common friends. He cut off from them too.

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Chittukuruvi

@chittukuruvi4

20 Nov

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Heineken beer.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Heineken?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

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5 Nov

FUSED BULBS
#ThursdayThoughts

A big officer came to stay in the housing society, who had just retired.

This elderly big retired officer, shocked and disturbed, walking in the Society park every evening, looking at others with contempt and not talking to anyone.

One day he sat near an elderly one in the evening for a chat and then started sitting continuously with him.

His conversation was always the same topic. “I was such a big officer that one can’t imagine and don't ask, Here I have come in compulsion, etc. etc.”

That elder used to listen to him peacefully.

One day when the “retired” officer showed some signs of inquisitiveness in his eyes and some curiosity, the elderly listener finally gave him the true wisdom.

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